Video results
My uni results came in this evening, and my video project did spectacularly badly. The video itself got 37%, which is quite the achievement - I don't know of anyone who's managed a lower score. The how-i-made-it documentation pulled the overall mark up to 40%, which is the lowest possible mark to still get a third.
They had two major problems with it: the lack of research, which I hold my hands up to, and the concept, which was 'inconceivable' and totally unrealistic. I don't want to whine, but it seems reasonable to mention this is from the teachers who, when I pitched a previous idea about a party political broadcast that focussed on under-appreciated issues, told me it would be better if I made up all the issues, as this would be surreal.
I don't know - maybe a non-realistic Childline theme was a tasteless thing to do. I knew it wasn't a completely believable situation, but I thought the metaphors were clear and had a strong enough message to justify the liberties. Maybe this is just wishful thinking.
They also said my technical skills were weak, which hurts. If there's one area I thought I was fine, it was the technical side.
So I'm a bit down about the whole thing. The low mark doesn't actually affect anything important, due to the weird averaging-out system of marking, but it's not nice being told that something you worked very hard at is rubbish. I'll get over it, though.
Other than that, my essay got 63%, which is my lowest essay score, but still a 2:1. I'm fine with that. The lecturer crossed out all the don'ts, can'ts, won'ts, etc. on the basis that contractions are 'not appropriate for an academic text'. This is the first I've heard of it - all my essays have used contractions - and I suspect I got a (ridiculously) old-fashioned dude. Who are these academics who can't understand contractions? Luck of the draw, I guess.
24/7
The brief for last term's video module was 'a 3-5 minute video', and my attempt is below. It has to be handed in on Wednesday - could you possibly let me know if you spot anything amiss? I've seen it ~a bajillion times now, and data blindness has set in...
Microphilosophy
I'm one of many interviewees in Julian Baggini's new Microphilosophy project, in which he asked the same questions to lots of people, all of whom have no background in philosophy. He's collecting the answers in youtube videos, and this is the first. Can you guess the question?
I was over-generous, though - in hindsight, I think the film's first answer is closest to the truth.
Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version
I haven't laughed this much in ages:
I was already in fits, then the backing singers at 1:20 completely took me out.
Thrilled
I knew this day would come. After six months' practice, here's how we surprised the others at the dancing weekend. I'm sporadically visible (more so after the first three mins) at the back, all in black:
Thanks to Nod for the (surprisingly impressive for a cameraphone) video. If you're wondering, I looked like this:
I know what you're all thinking, but I'm sure Russell Brand can take the competition.
Strictly Come Pole Dancing
TVScoop has videos from Argentine and Spanish versions of Strictly Come Dancing, and there's fire and pvc and motorbikes and pole-dancing and exposed chesticles and oh my. Len would not approve. Craig would.
Palin / McCain on SNL
How is John McCain better on Saturday Night Live than any interview / debate / speech? Makes no sense. I can see why he'd want to do it on the weekend before the election, but doesn't it separate him from his running-mate somewhat? It's hardly friendly to her.
I started renting the first series of 30 Rock after the first Feylin sketch. It took a while to get going - eight episodes or so - but now I'm hooked. I'm also, apparently in common every other heterosexual left-wing male in the world, totally in love with Tina Fey.
Keep off
This is my 3000th post, and I keep finding and rejecting things to say. So I'll just post this heretical filth - really more for the wit than the content - and be on my way.
Via.
Flickr Video
Flickr launched their new video functionality last night, and it's nicely implemented. They're calling videos 'long photos', which is a decent way of approaching it. There's a 90-second limit, only Pro members can upload, and they integrate into photostreams just like any other picture. It's fairly snappy (although the FAQ says some older computers may struggle, in which case 'just go to Best Buy dude') and nothing plays automatically if you don't want it to. Their charming FAQ explains the ins and outs.
Digital SLRs can't record videos, so the only footage I have comes from my old Canon G3 - lost/stolen/beamed-up in a field in 2004. I had a dig through and found a surprising number of clips, but they're almost all of my ex-girlfriend and I've no desire to re-visit them. Maybe in a decade or so. I did find this, though, taken on Prague's Charles Bridge in 2003:
The upload process is a breeze compared to the morass of YouTube, and the - admittedly short - clip processed in only a few seconds. I tagged / geotagged it just like any regular photo, and it slotted into my photostream without issue. Neat, especially as their servers must be getting hammered about now.
I don't envy the job of policing video uploads, but I'm impressed with the implementation. It's obviously early days, but video fits into Flickr better than I expected. Their blog has a few decent examples. I can't see me using this feature much, at least until I get a cameraphone with better video quality, but I'll be interested to see where people take it.

