Transubstantiation
Adding this to LimerickDB. Wrote it last year and it's been sitting in the draft folder for months. NSFB.
I await with some trepidation
the hour of transubstantiation.
For what if the crackers
turn into God’s knackers?
Is it gay, messianic fellation?
Anyhoo.
LimerickDB
Mr xkcd has created a limerick database. This is much-needed. It should go without saying that it's absolutely filthy. My favourite so far:
There once was a vampire named Mable,
whose periods were really quite stable.
And every full moon,
she'd get out a spoon
and drink herself under the table.
*stores into long-term memory*
Looks Great on Paper
I don't know where this came from originally, but I like it:
There was a young lady from Slough
Who developed a very bad cough
She wasn't to know
It would last until now
Let's hope the poor girl will pull through
Hello!
Hey, thanks for coming! I'm Andrew, and this is where my headthinks come to breed. They often meander around humanism and photography, but they're flighty and you can't trust them, so anything is possible.
Do feel free to email me - I get lonely:
Your hair looks swish, by the way - have you done something new?
Recent Comments
- vicky: going up this weekend having done all the welsh peaks except 4 snowdon, cant wait
on Climbing Snowdon. - vicky: what, how can u live in the 21 c and say that, probably a sexist thing
on Climbing Snowdon. - vicky: da iawn laura, cant believe what im hearing, all this fuss, anyway love the site, and i agree, normal people who swear and curse clomb mountains cos we live in the...
on Climbing Snowdon. - Andrew: Did a few quick test shots to check the light levels, then balanced the camera on the arm of a bench, set it for a 20s exposure and hoped for the best
on ISS. - lynsey: Wow, how did you take that photograph?
on ISS.
