Caution over Cherie Blair’s religious ruling
Cherie Blair/Booth apparently gave someone a lenient sentence because they were religious:
I am going to suspend this sentence for the period of two years based on the fact you are a religious person and have not been in trouble before. You caused a mild fracture to the jaw of a member of the public standing in a queue at Lloyds Bank. You are a religious man and you know this is not acceptable behaviour.
Admittedly, "based on the fact that" seems damning. But I think it's worth waiting for the full transcripts to become available, as this has the feel of something that could be explained. Maybe there were unreported circumstances, or maybe this is the kind of thing judges say to get through to supposedly religious people. While it's possible she crossed a line, I'm skeptical it's this clear-cut.
The National Secular Society have made an official complaint, so hopefully they have all the facts of the case. But they do, um, take a hard line sometimes, and I'd like to see more evidence before jumping the gun.
No government support for abolishing blasphemy laws
Bah.
The government will oppose a move by MPs to abolish the law on blasphemy, Downing Street has said.
A spokesman said ministers wanted to consult the Anglican community further before supporting such a change.
Yeah, ask them. They'll be unbiased about it, seeing as it gives them special protection and all. What's 'the Anglican community', anyway? Bishops? Some kind of pew-leaflet referendum?
Lots of Christians have supported the move, but some haven't:
Don Horrocks, of the Evangelical Alliance, agreed that there was "no real argument" for retaining the law, saying: "Everybody knows it's not really going to be used again."
But he warned that changing the legislation could "send out a signal" that "gratuitous abuse and offence" is acceptable.
Blasphemy isn't 'abuse', the 'offence' is entirely in your head, and it won't do any such thing, so shut up1.
I can only imagine the government is worrying about offending religious people. As ever, playing the offence card seems to work every time. There's a law against blasphemy. A law. How is this not a no-brainer?
- in training to be a lobbyist, me [↩]
Repeal the Blasphemy Law, starting this Wednesday
This Wednesday Dr Evan Harris MP will propose an amendment to the Criminal Justice and Immigration Bill that abolishes the offences of blasphemy and blasphemous libel. It's about time.
Right now, if Blue Peter named their teddy bear Jesus, Gethin Jones could get sent to prison. Muhammed? Free speech. Buddah? Bulletproof. But Jesus gets special treatment, as the blasphemy laws cover Christian belief only. Isn't this alone reason enough for a repeal?
There's a danger that we might head the other way at some point. Rather than repeal the law, why not add cover for Islam? And, while we're at it, jews and hindus would like their religion protected too. Oooh, and Jehovah's Witnesses. The Scientologists would also like a piece of the action, please, and they have an army of lawyers to ensure it happens. This clearly wouldn't work. Isn't a level playing field the only practical, as well as moral, solution?
This is no secular attack on religion. The legal system works on the basis of individual rights, yet this law protects opinions, not people. A law forbidding criticism of atheism would be just as stupid. If anybody doesn't like what we see on television, they get to say so without fear of being locked up. This is simply the decent way to behave.
It's true that there hasn't been a blasphemy prosecution in a long time. But it's a law, and not something that should be taken lightly. Christian Voice tried to attack the BBC using the blasphemy law. The BBC fought back, but small theatres, publishers and media outlets don't have this luxury. It's reasonable to be intimidated when the law says you're not allowed to criticise certain beliefs.
It's archaic and ridiculous, and no part of a modern democracy. The Law Commission recommended its repeal back in 1985, and even the Church of England no longer opposes its abolition. Let's ditch it.
I've written to my MP. It's easy to do, just go to http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp and enter your postcode - you'll be sent to a page where you can directly email your representative in parliament. Only takes two minutes - so why not?
Whining about speed cameras is pathetic
Two men have lost their appeal to European courts over the use of speed cameras. They claimed it violated their human rights to be forced to reveal who was driving the car. Or something. Maybe they had a case. I don't care: it's transparent bollocks, and everyone knows it.
I wish they'd just come out and say what they really mean: "I want to drive faster". This is it. This is the sole motiviation behind complaints about speed cameras. They couldn't care less about road safety, and they couldn't care less about their civil liberties. Nobody spends time talking about speed limits and safety measures on the railways. It's obvious what this is really about, and I'm sick of it.
The never-ending complaints about devices that punish people for breaking the law are moronic, laughable and pathetic. 'Money-making devices', 'nanny state', etc. etc.. For crying out loud! It is not obvious to me that it's safe to do 90 on the motorway. It is not obvious to me that it is safe to do 40 in a 30 zone when 'it's quiet', 'the houses are set back', 'I have a 2 litre car' or whatever tedious excuse people come up with when they just want to drive faster1. Neither is it apparently obvious to the road safety experts who create the laws.
If you really, really think that it's safe to drive faster, bloody well start a campaign to have the limits raised. Or a variable speed system. Or a free-for-all where the onus is on fragile humans to keep away from massive kinetic machines. Whatever. Something tangible, backed up with proper, statistical evidence that isn't something you heard Jeremy Clarkson say. Complaining about enforcement and not the law itself just makes me think you have no case.
I'll bother listening once speed-camera campaigners have something to say that doesn't smack of a complete disregard for the expertise of road safety experts, other road users and the legal system. Until then it's just the ramblings of a bunch of speed-junkies.
- incidentally, I suspect the feeling of speed is entirely subjective: 50 feels terribly slow once you get off the motorway. People don't want to drive faster, they want to drive faster than everyone else [↩]
Faith groups demanding to be exempt from anti-bigotry legislation
Lobbyists in a meeting with the minister for Women and Equality:
Ruth Kelly: Our vision is of an equal, inclusive society where every citizen is treated with respect and where there is opportunity for all. We want to measurably improve the lives of all of those who are discriminated against. Our task is to promote equality for all regardless of gender, sexual orientation, race, religion or belief, age or personal disability. This is why we are implementing legislation to prevent discrimination on the grounds of sexuality. A bank can't sack somebody for being gay, but can refuse a mortgage application on this basis. It's wrong, insulting to reasonable thinking people everywhere, and a genuine violation of individual rights. Does anybody have any questions?
The BNP: Hello. We hate gay people. Can we be excluded from this legislation, please?
Ruth Kelly: Get the hell off my planet.
The Church: Hello. We hate homosexuality, but can forgive homosexuals themselves, obviously. Can we be excluded from the legislation, please?
Ruth Kelly: Sure thing.
The BNP: Hey. What?
Ruth Kelly: It's their religion, retards.
The BNP: Huh. Oh, did we mention we have a magic thimble that tells us to hate homosexuality? Obviously we can separate homosexuality from homosexuals, just like it's practically possible to hate the colour of people's skin, not the people themselves. Are we good? Can we be excluded?
Ruth Kelly: ...
Obviously, that's not very funny. Because the whole thing isn't bloody funny.
Years ago I saw Tony Blair in a commons debate over Section 28 - the Local Government Act that said local authorities would not "promote the teaching in any maintained school of the acceptability of homosexuality as a pretended family relationship". The Conservatives wanted to keep it due to their mostly being compassionless dinosaurs with no sense of decency concerned about 'family values', then Tony Blair stood up and said Section 28 was a piece of bigotry, and it would be removed. I didn't know all that much about politics, nor had I thought much about my own stance on this kind of discrimination, but his response was so clearly right, so purely and unambiguously the correct thing to do, that it was obviously the way of the future.
Yet today Tony Blair and Ruth Kelly are apparently trying to exempt faith-based organisations from anti-bigotry legislation. You know: the most powerful, vocal and ubiquitous anti-gay groups in the country. It's just so completely absurd, and contrary to Labour principles, that I almost find myself assuming there must be some decent argument from the other side that I've missed. What are the arguments for their side? It helps to get a little clarification on the legislation itself:
The proposed measures would ban discrimination over the provision of goods and services, meaning, for example, that hotels which banned gay couples from sharing a room could be prosecuted. In turn, gay bars would also have to be open to straight clients. More broadly, the rules potentially affect everything from fertility clinics' right to refuse lesbian couples IVF treatment to whether the tourism industry can promote heterosexuals-only honeymoon resorts, drawing several Whitehall departments into the row.
Some have argued that there's no point, that why would gay people want to stay in an obviously hostile hotel? Why should a gay bar be forced to be open to straight clients? I think this is full of crap - tolerance has to protect itself, and see Jo's post for more - but the Church's arguments don't even have such verisimilitude:
Faith schools have, however, led the protest, arguing that the rules could affect teaching about sex or require them to let gay groups hold meetings on their premises after hours. Catholic adoption agencies fear being forced to allow gay couples to adopt children. The Catholic church, which regards homosexuality as a sin, has suggested adoption agencies would close down rather than obey.
They'd have to let gay groups hold meetings on their premises after hours? Diddums! How terrible! Goodness, just think of the consequences of such a horrific requirement! And you'd have to change how you teach about sex? How on earth are you teaching it at the moment? By avoiding homosexuality altogether? If adoption agencies would rather close down than obey, that sounds like good riddance to me.
These are the same faith schools, bear in mind, that say things like:
The Church’s approach to education as a whole, while admitting of diversity of practice in the light of particular local circumstances, is one founded on a notion of inclusiveness rather than separation from the community. The composition of its school population, especially in primary schools where parents generally want their children educated close to home, will reflect the composition of the neighbourhood and must therefore be inclusive of all ethnicity, belief and social class. The Church will seek to develop its provision as part of a wider partnership with communities. Its schools will seek to engage actively with all parents and to be distinctively welcoming to them.
Well, isn't that just bollocks. This, also from the 2001 Archbishops' Council Report, is more appropriate:
If the Church schools are at the centre of the Church’s mission, their work must derive from the mission of the whole Church. In a sentence, the Church’s mission is to open up people to what God desires for them: Church schools are places where a particular vision of humanity is offered.
Bit different from providing a tolerant, inclusive education when you put it like that. Isn't it obvious that schools of a religious character have a built-in predisposition to their own moral failings? Isn't it obvious that many are going to raise children indoctrinated with the bigotry that pervades the major religions?
The Church's arguments are an evasion. They don't address the substance of the legislation nor the assumption behind it, namely that it's wrong to discriminate on the basis of sexuality. Of course they don't bring this up. There are no valid counter-arguments; the only argument they have is that a magic thimble in the sky gives them orders. Nobody who uses that kind of argument has any business being involved in the creation of law, and it's always possible to separate the argument from the faith behind it, if it's valid. Labour is rejecting its principles by considering exemptions, and we're simply better than this. Aren't we?
Poor Judgement
What happens if you sue some gossip magazine who took all your Non-Commercial-Use Creative-Commons licensed photos from your Flickr account, then published them to make a profit? Apparently, the magazine gets told that they are very naughty, and will be given an incredibly minor fine if they do it again. So Creative Commons stands up in court, but this judgement means it's effectively useless in practice. Great. Also, said magazine is apparently allowed to publish details of your child's school, and the transport methods s/he uses to get there and back, without any punishment at all.
Express Mail
Dear Mr Man-I-Saw-On-The-Stratford-Road,
Thank you very much for flashing your lights at me this morning. When I rounded the corner and saw the police officers, I realised that you were warning me of the possibility of being fined for speeding. However, it may have escaped your attention that I was not, in fact, speeding. Furthermore, I actually had no intention of doing so.
Perhaps you noticed that the road we were travelling along has many houses, side-streets and obscured driveways? I suggest that I would deserve to get fined were I to speed along it. The fact that the road is straight does not actually cause me accelerate to whatever arbitrary speed I have decided is safe.
That's aside from the small matter of the law, which is not, contrary to your apparent opinion, formed just to annoy drivers. Speed limits, it may surprise you to know, are there for safety reasons, and given that you have the privilege of driving a vehicle capable of killing somebody in a split-second it is not unreasonable to expect you to follow them, and the police to enforce them.
If, next time, you could perhaps not assume I'm an ignorant, law-breaking, dangerous, arrogant fool like yourself, I would appreciate it very much.
Many thanks,
Andrew
