Uganda photos: finished
I finally finished processing the Uganda photos/videos this afternoon. Hooray! It is quite the relief, not least because now they're in the cloud I can stop worrying about hard drive failures taking out my summer's work.
Much as I love Flickr, I have to admit it's easier to browse the shots on Facebook. FB's new album layout makes everything look pretty, and the refresh-less Next/Previous is very pleasant. Flickr has the edge in pretty much everything - quality, information, accessibility - but FB is hard to beat for quick browsing. The albums (of selected shots) are here if you've a login. If not: Mustard Seed School, Humanist Academy, Isaac Newton School, Elsewheres.
Everything's neater on Flickr, though, and there are far more images: the collected albums are here, with just the highlights here.
I'm pleased with how the photos turned out, and hopefully the Uganda Humanist Schools Trust will find them useful. After six weeks of editing it's easy to notice the mistakes, and the shots I didn't take, but that's just all the more incentive for next time. I was hoping to go back to Uganda before the end of the year, but I don't think that's going to happen - no money, for a start, and finding the time would be tough. But I'll make sure the schools get prints of all the shots.
The plan is to have an exhibition - with the focus on raising money for the schools - early next year. With a bit of luck I've now taken all the images for my final major project, too - I just need to sell it to my tutors.
ISS
I think this is the first time I've knowingly seen the ISS. It didn't last long, and faded during the exposure - it's actually moving upwards here.
FYI twisst.nl can alert you of upcoming ISS passes for your location, via twitter. It does seem to work well.
Start as you mean to go on
According to the midwife, my imminent niece/nephew has oriented him/herself upside down, with one arm out in front. He/she is planning to enter the world like Superman.
This kid is going to be awesome.
The Dark Tower
I've just finished Stephen King's Dark Tower series. The seven books took about 18 months, though not at a straight run, and it's probably the longest I've ever had an unfinished story in my head. It's curious how those neurons have had nothing to do for the past few days - every evening I keep expecting to continue the story, and have to remind myself it's done. And then I spend a couple of moments marvelling that he actually pulled it off. Stephen King's 30-year project somehow works as a coherent story, which is a hell of a thing.
The Dark Tower series is based on the Robert Browning poem "Childe Roland To The Dark Tower Came", and follows the eponymous Roland in his quest for the Dark Tower - the universal linchpin of life, light and time. The world has moved on - the sun no longer consistently rises in the east, the landscape is littered with the remnants of long forgotten civilisations, their incomprehensible atomic technologies slowly degrading into rusty death, and the last hope, the Dark Tower, is tottering, tottering under the forces of darkness. And into the desert steps Roland, the last gunslinger - a man lacking imagination, friends, and any kind of sense of humour, but stubborn as shit and battle-hardened after hundreds of years in pursuit of his one, simple goal: reaching the Tower, and climbing to the room at the top. The series defies standard categorisation, and the best description I've heard came from @backoffman, who called it a scifi fantasy western. There are more than a few touches of horror, too, and it all swirls into something quite different from anything I've read before. And I enjoyed it greatly.
I can't recommend it to everyone. Stephen King's writing style is to make up the story as he goes along - he says as such in the introductions - which means his plots often turn upon dreams, intuition and psychic powers, and so the Dark Tower series, like many of his books, are straight stories rather than mysteries for the reader to solve. Some people don't like that, and I can sympathise. That said, he only weaves tales in which dreams, intuition and psychic powers are allowable plot devices, so it kinda works itself out. I am one of those people who generally rolls his eyes when magic makes a book unpredictable, but I've read enough King to know awesomeness will follow, and I'm happy to set aside the occasional happy coincidence. It's worth it. The story is excellent, but here, as ever, his major strength is his characterisation. He somehow manages to take flawed, not-always-likeable people and slowly, darkly, have them befriend me - and then one of them will die horribly and it's bloody awful. I hate him.
Stephen King calls the series as the overarching story of his career, to the extent that many of his non-Dark-Tower books actually link in in some way - some overtly, some just subtly, and some I undoubtedly didn't pick up on - so it's a feast of nostalgia for King fans. There's a moment towards...well, I won't say where...but I expect many people have reached it, realised what's about to be revealed, and said something along the lines of "Not that bastard again." With properly vitriolic emphasis on bastard. The series took three decades to write, and finishing was it King's first duty after recovering from a near fatal car accident in 1999 - he didn't want the series to be his Edwin Drood, he says, so he got the final three books written. Such was his relief at finishing that for a while he spoke of retiring, believing his biggest, most important tale was done. Happily he seems to have gotten over that.
I think the final three Dark Tower books are a tour de force, but reaching them obviously requires getting through the first. Which, unfortunately, I didn't find easy. It drops you in at the deep end, and you have to spend 240 pages in a baffling world with an obsessed cowboy who doesn't actually seem very nice. But if you force your way through - and thanks to @grimsb and @backoffman for keeping me going at this point - the second is far more readable, and everything's fine from then on. But that is a barrier, and I suspect it's why the series isn't as widely read as the rest of his catalogue. But but but: read The Gunslinger again at the end of the series and it's a completely different, much more enjoyable book - knowing the characters as you do, you see their actions in a completely different light. Quite an odd experience.
I deliberately haven't said much about the plot, as I think it's best to go in blind. I'd say don't even read the blurbs - they're always a bit spoilerful. If the above tempts you, try to get through the first even if you're not enjoying it, then see what you think of the second. I'm happy to lend them out.
Upcoming events
Just to say I'm photographing at quite a few secular/skepticky events over the next month, in various cities. If anyone's at / around any of these, it'd be cool to meet up. I'll nag closer to the time, but I'm currently booked for:
- Protest the Pope debate on the topic of "The Papal Visit should not be a State Visit". AC Grayling and Peter Tatchell vs. Austen Ivereigh and Christopher Jamison.
Wednesday 1st September. London. Conway Hall.
- Come along to the Department of Health and become a registered practitioner of Old Wives’ Traditional Medicine. Sense about Science are highlighting the Department of Health's proposed regulatory scheme for traditional medicine practitioners that doesn't check whether the practitioner has any medical training, nor whether the medicine works.
Wednesday 8th September. London. Department of Health, Whitehall.
- Relief-o-matic comedy show, raising money for AIDS prevention and relief projects. Robin Ince, Ed Byrne, Natalie Haynes, Ben Goldacre, plus special guests.
Monday 13th September. London. Bloomsbury Theatre.
- Nope Pope: The Party. This is going to be an interesting one. Live music, dancing, deity-free weddings from 'Pope Steve', and fancy dress prizes.
Friday 17th September. London. Conway Hall.
- The big Protest the Pope march / rally. Starts Hyde Park at 1pm, then marches through Picadilly and Trafalgar Square to Downing Street.
Saturday 18th September. London. Hyde Park.
- BHA Liberal Democrat Conference Fringe Event. Discussion on 'What role, if any, does faith have in the 'Big Society'?'.
Sunday 19th September. Liverpool. Liverpool Hilton.
- BHA Labour Party Conference 'No-prayer' breakfast. Tea. Coffee. Secular pastries.
Tuesday 28th September. Manchester. Manchester Central.
- BHA Conservative Party Conference Event. A panel discussion on faith, multiculturalism and the 'Big Society', with Q&A.
Tuesday 5th October. Birmingham. Hyatt Regency.
- BHA Holyoake Lecture. Professor John Harris speaks on 'Taking the "human" out of Humanism'.
Thursday 21st October. Manchester. St Peter's House, Precinct Centre.
Sherlock post-mortem
If I ever die in mysterious circumstances, promise me you'll hack my blog and post this:
Ta.
How to look good on dating websites: ask a photographer
This is quite exciting: dating site OkCupid took half a million profile pictures, asked three million people to choose between two randomly chosen examples, and ran the stats on the resulting photos' EXIF data.
I know!
No really. This is seriously interesting. Even taking into account my current state of mind. Because there's lots of advice in photography, particularly when it comes to portraits, and it all seems valid and reasonable and important until you show a bunch of pictures to somebody and they immediately reach for the dodgy one. The one where you had no choice but to fire the flash in someone's face. The one where you're shooting a woman from below because some dude was in the way and that was your only option. The one where the subject is blurred, but it's the only shot you have of that particular moment. And this obviously dubious photograph turns out to be someone's favourite shot, because it captures something personal to them that you couldn't possibly know. This seems to happen all the time. And you start to wonder how important all the advice really is.
I once saw a photographer's email signature that said "photographers like composition, non-photographers like smiles", and sometimes I wonder if that's the best tip I've ever heard. What's needed is some actual data. And OkCupid is the perfect place to look, as dating profiles are modern portraits' raison d'être.
I'll skip to the conclusion: it's good news for photographers. Everything that should be true about portrait photography turns out to actually be true. OkCupid have proper analysis, but I'll unashamedly yoink the headlines:
- SLRs take more attractive photos than point & shoots. Camera phones are a long way behind1.
- Direct flash sucks.
- Low apertures (which blur the background) are seriously effective.
- People look better during the golden hour - the soft, golden light just after sunrise and just before sunset.
None of which is a big surprise to portrait photographers, but this should be a big deal. The evidence up to now has always been anecdotal. Actual numbers = win. OkCupid's methodology seems reasonable, with the standard internet-survey caveats, and the numbers are enormous. It's nice when the humanities can play in grown-up world for a bit.
There's lots more you could do with such a dataset. Another classic portrait tip is never, ever to use a wide-angle lens2 as it makes people's noses look huge, amongst other distortions. This seems true, but I'd love to see the data. However, taking into account different sensor sizes would be a nightmare, and I can see why OkCupid didn't go there. Similarly the actual distance from the lens might be interesting, as would white balance (does it make a difference if men have a reddish hue?) and colour analysis generally. I'd also like to see how this gels with the previous - much more surprising - analysis which showed the much derided 'MySpace angle' (taken by holding your camera above your head and looking sultry) is the most successful style of profile shot for women by a long way, even when you control for cleavage.
Also: I wonder if single photographers are ahead of the curve. Hmmm.
Anyway - it seems that, on average, the classic rules of portraiture are valid. This obviously doesn't mean anything for the quirky outlier photos that strike an unknown chord, but it suggests confirmation bias is perhaps playing a large role in my memory - I don't remember the times when people like the photo that follows all the rules, because obviously they would. Portrait photographers can get a 'safe' shot from the old formulas - then you can start to play
...oh, and apparently iPhone users have more sex3. The numbers don't lie, guys.
Quiet in the back, please
My brain has decided it doesn't like being single. Nothing brought this on, and I'm assuming it's evolutionary pressures frakking up my conscious mind, but it's there, at the back of my head, all the time. It's totally different from teenage horniness, and manifests itself as jealousy around couples, soppy daydreaming, and occasional loneliness. Nothing else - I'm not suddenly keen to start online dating again, nor am I desperate to meet someone. It's just like a weird ache. It's all new, and it's getting annoying.
It's been around for a couple of months, and I'm unable to override it. Nothing works. I can build a genuinely honest intellectual castle of I'm-happy-as-I-am-thanks and this achieves jack shit. And I really am doing fine, otherwise. Some money worries1, but lots of satisfying work, and lots of challenges. I'm better at social stuff than I've ever been, and am even - finally - getting a healthier lifestyle. All in all, doing ok. So intellectually, I'm perfectly happy to go on like this for a while. Intellectually, I know dating makes me neurotic. Intellectually, I know I'm bloody lucky, and I'd like to be satisfied with that. But intellectual counts for nothing against an unbroken line of ancestors, back to the primordial soup, all of whom managed to find a mate2.
I'm assuming this is just what happens when you're 27 - and isn't helped by people around you starting to get engaged. The number of single people I know is slowly diminishing, and I keep inexplicably considering that my parents were together by my age - as if this is relevant to anything. I figure it's lizard brain stuff, and out of my control. Not sure what to do about it, though. Grrr. Evolution sucks.
Seriously considering a PGCE
Michael Gove is apparently in favour of atheist schools:
Answering questions from MPs on the Commons education select committee on Wednesday, Mr Gove said: "One of the most striking things that I read recently was a thought from Richard Dawkins that he might want to take advantage of our education legislation to open a new school, which was set up on an explicitly atheist basis.
"It wouldn't be my choice of school, but the whole point about our education reforms is that they are, in the broad sense of the word, small "l", liberal, that they exist to provide that greater degree of choice."
In that case, your education reforms suck. An atheist school is a horrible idea, and any system that allows it is broken.
I don't know why so many people think parents have a moral right to bring their children up in a particular worldview. Kids aren't possessions to be toyed with - their education should be about how to think, not what to think. And the idea that kids should be segregated by whatever mystical beliefs their parents have is just vile. Given that the Tories aren't actually stupid, or avowedly evil (well, not all of them) I assume that they have some rose-tinted view that children will grow up to be freethinking, independent adults no matter what their upbringing. We clearly need to introduce them to Psychology 101. And Northern Ireland.
And of course Richard Dawkins didn't suggest an explicitly atheist school:
I would never want to indoctrinate children in atheism, any more than in religion. Instead, children should be taught to ask for evidence, to be sceptical, critical, open-minded.
Now that is a proper thing. I have no bloody idea why the entire education system isn't built this way already, or why the Tories (and Labour)1 aren't able to figure this out for themselves, but at least there'll be the option - though only if we do it ourselves. I hate that UK education may come to the point where avowedly freethinking schools are a necessary counterpoint, but I'm worried there'll be no other way.
- not much point even mentioning the Lib Dems [↩]



