Well, the lights are still on, but I nevertheless have an inexplicable craving for canned goods. At least the Lib Dems are there, and might, maybe, hopefully, possibly temper the hulk-smash Tory instincts, if the reports of cabinet positions are accurate. It’s pretty funny that the marriage incentive and millionaire inheritance-tax-break have apparently gone already (imagine if Labour had u-turned on two major campaign promises on the day of coming to power), but foreign policy could be a worry – looks like William Hague’s first act will be a hissy fit aimed at Europe.

Still, gives Labour a chance to fix itself. And we get to make impossible-to-resist jokes about deciding between the Milibands Balls and Johnson. Four years and counting….