We don’t need no vanishing points

For this year’s Sport Relief, seven celebrities will be cycling from John O’Groats to Land’s End. This is a Worthy Thing, and good for them. The advert made me laugh, though:

Sport relief bike ride

To be fair, there are areas just north of Manchester which exist outside of Euclidean space, so it might be fine. Otherwise, the perspective seems…missing. Which might be ok – you could argue it’s a particular style, and I’ve seen worse Photoshop jobs – but then you notice David Walliams’ head. And arms. And hands.