Dating site mysinglefriend.com has more Andrews than any other male name. Why is this? The obvious explanation is that potential romantic partners are too intimidated by our awesomeitudemacity to ask us out. It’s a curse1.
Alternatively, there might just be a lot of Andrews, although this seems unlikely.
Anyway, you too can help reduce the Andrew deficit with the “Random Andrew Generator”, which links single women directly to the Andrew of their dreams. A fully-functional example of this can be found here.