I knew this day would come. After six months’ practice, here’s how we surprised the others at the dancing weekend. I’m sporadically visible (more so after the first three mins) at the back, all in black:

Thanks to Nod for the (surprisingly impressive for a cameraphone) video. If you’re wondering, I looked like this:

What do you think? Russell Brand should be worried, right?

I know what you’re all thinking, but I’m sure Russell Brand can take the competition.