Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Pride and Prejudice and ZombiesI wants it:

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action. 

As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she’s soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead.

I think we can all agree Elizabeth Bennett is one of the most kick-ass women in literature. But you have to concur that her awesome takedown of snooty Miss Thingy would ascend to still greater heights if concluded with a blood-gargling charge from the old grumperton and a casual backhanded decapitation from our heroine, after which one corner of her lips would, ever so slightly, rise. Oh yes.