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28Feb/091

13 unsolved scientific puzzles. Kinda.

The Times has a rather odd list of 13 Unsolved Scientific Puzzles. They're a bit odd, and the accompanying review is even worse. Here are a few of the 'puzzles':

1. MOST OF THE UNIVERSE IS MISSING - We can only account for 4 per cent of the cosmos

Yep, that's a big one. Dark matter + dark energy aren't understood. Here's what the other article says:

One of the great discoveries of 20th-century science was that our universe is expanding. The discovery, however, led straight to another puzzle. The puzzle is, there's nowhere near enough matter to prevent the expanding universe from blowing apart completely into a vast, sterile infinity of lifeless interstellar dust. So how come we live in a lumpy universe, one of the lumps being the planet on which we live? There must be more matter than we can see: the famous dark matter and, to go with it, something even more mysterious - dark energy.

No - what? That's nothing to do with anything, is it? This could be the still-lumpy phase of an expanding universe. The main problem is the acceleration itself: gravity should at least be slowing the expansion down, but it's actually increasing. That's dark energy, and it's an unknown. Dark matter is the discrepancy between the mass we can see and the mass we can detect by its effect on matter. 

To date, however, there's not a shred of evidence for either, even though teams of scientists have been looking for years. (The UK's search “takes place 1,100m underground, in a potash mine whose tunnels reach out under the seafloor”.) The only alternative to dark matter is to tweak Newton's most fundamental laws of physics and suggest that they don't apply everywhere, all the time, in quite the same way. But physicists are a law-abiding bunch, and detest this idea.

No, there's evidence for both. We can see where dark matter is, we just don't know what it's made from. And if it's detectable, it must by nature be difficult to detect, so years of looking is probably necessary. Dark energy is more of an unknown quantity, but we see its effects, so something must be going on. And yes, scientists are unwilling to reject the laws of gravity (actually Einstein's at this kind of accuracy, but whatever), since they've made incredibly accurate predictions up to now, and the Pioneer anomaly isn't yet a clear-cut case of a violation of those laws.

2. THE PIONEER ANOMALY - Two spacecraft are flouting the laws of physics

Yes again. The Pioneer space probes aren't where they should be, and it's a bit odd.

“Nasa explicitly planned to use them as a test of Newton's law,” explains Brooks. “The law failed the test; shouldn't we be taking that failure seriously?”

 The article also says "decades of analysis have failed to find a straightforward reason for it". This is what as known as taking something seriously: you try very hard to explain something unexpected, and see where that takes you. I don't see the problem here.

4. COLD FUSION - Nuclear energy without the drama

But, despite what you might have heard, “cold fusion” never really went away. Over a 10-year period from 1989, US navy labs ran more than 200 experiments to investigate whether nuclear reactions generating more energy than they consume - supposedly only possible inside stars - can occur at room temperature. Numerous researchers have since pronounced themselves believers.

Cold fusion. Right. Not really an 'unsolved scientific puzzle', as there's no evidence it exists, as far as I'm aware. And if you think the scientific establishment is deliberately ignoring a potential source of safe, clean energy that would completely transform the world, you're bonkers.

5. LIFE - Are you more than just a bag of chemicals?

Fair enough. But wtf:

In labs across the world, people are taking the raw materials of living things and trying to put them together in a way that makes them come alive. In an effort to resolve the anomalous nature of life, the idea of scientists playing God has taken a whole new turn.

It's almost like you're referencing some fiction there...can't think what. And when 'God' is just your word for 'anything I don't understand', which it clearly is, then scientists are always going to be 'playing God', and it's a silly thing to say.

6. METHANE FROM MARTIANS - NASA scientists found evidence for life on Mars. Then they changed their minds

On July 20, 1976, the Viking landers scooped up some Martian soil and mixed it with radioactive nutrients. The mission's scientists all agreed that if radioactive methane was released from the soil, something must be eating the nutrients – and there must be life on Mars. The experiment gave a positive result, but NASA denied an official detection of Martian life. 

Yeah, because the results were contradictory and ambiguous. Yeesh. The atmospheric methane increases are pretty cool, though.

Ok, I need to skip a few or I'll run out of time. Arguments over sexual reproduction and death seem somewhat misprepresented, lack of free will1 is given short shrift (rejected out of hand in the accompanying article) and the placebo effect is indeed genuinely mysterious, but then at the end there's this:

13. HOMEOPATHY - It’s patently absurd, so why won’t it go away?

How the hell did this get in here? He says "there remains some slim evidence that homeopathy works" - and this is what, exactly? And what of the many, many double-blind trials that suggest otherwise? I would like to point out that people still worship Greek Gods. It's ridiculous, but why won't it go away? Maybe we should look again at Greek Gods.

The 'puzzles' are all taken from a book, which gives me pause - maybe the full text is more rigorous, and these quick generalisations are written by someone who doesn't understand the issues. But Uncertain Principles perhaps has some insight: the author worked for New Scientist, and the book apparently has the typical New Scientist attitude of glorifying fringe work, making dramatic declarations on the imminent overturning of long-held theories, and paying little attention to consensus. Seems to fit with the above.

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25Feb/090

Vista activation annoyances

Last November I installed Vista 64-bit. It works well, but I made a mistake during the install, and I'm paying for it now. I bought the student version, which is an upgrade from my (legal copy of) XP. It installed fine, but I then got something wrong (I can't remember what, now) and I wanted a clean, working system, so started again. I didn't bother entering the Product Key during the second install, and when I came to activate Windows a few hours later it informed me that my 'upgrade' key couldn't be used for a 'clean' install.

Sigh. I'd already set up all my apps, and I couldn't be bothered installing everything again from scratch. A little googling suggested I could bypass the problem by installing Vista as an upgrade over itself, which is a pretty silly loophole, but apparently works. I was a bit worried it would just break everything, but tonight, with the final activation cutoff date rapidly approaching, I figured I should get it over with.

It didn't work. It took two hours to fail to install 'a component' and revert back to the original setup. I can't even phone them and beg, since the activation process detects the wrong key before talking to the MS servers. So tomorrow, despite having a completely legal Vista setup, I have to wipe it, install XP, then upgrade XP to Vista and reinstall all my apps. I could really do without this crap.

I'm weighing up the risks of using...alternative methods...to keep things going until I have a bit more free time. Bit risky, though.

Update: Shouldn't have done that. Worked though. *whistles merrily*

24Feb/091

Darwin / Obama mashup posters

BoingBoing recently featured a bunch of Darwin/Obama mashup posters:

Very gradual change/// Change. Over time.

I like. There are a couple more versions, on badges and t-shirts too. A bunch of us on twitter are putting in a bulk order to save on shipping. Let me know if you'd like in...

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23Feb/090

The Bible is not a science book

There was a wonderful moment in this evening's Christianity: A History, when Colin Blakemore asked a Vatican astronomer why he doesn't think the Earth is only 6000 years old. Said astronomer replied that the Bible doesn't have to be taken completely literally, because it's not a science book. How do we know it's not a science book? Because science books need to be updated, while the Bible doesn't.

Srsly. This actually happened. I have no idea what he meant, but it only applied to the old testament - the new testament is obviously completely true, and we know so because it says so in the Bible.

The Vatican dude was a bit rubbish, to be honest - a Creation Museum 'astrophysicist' was better, as he was intellectually honest enough to admit that when evidence defies scripture, he chooses scripture. It's ridiculous, but at least it's not couched in desperate justifications.

It was a decent documentary, actually. These shows often go a bit Robert Winston, and end up all wishy-washy we wouldn't-want-to-offend-religious-people, and trying to find some line between 'the two extremes'. Not this time: Colin Blakemore ended by expressing his opinion that science will eventually explain the religious impulse, at which point Christianity, along with all religions, will be dead in the water. I'm not entirely sure about that, but it was good to see someone expressing a proper opinion rather than trying to 'start a debate' by lobbing potshots from safe ground.

23Feb/091

Results on my dubious essay

Earlier this year I blogged about struggling with an essay on 'en abyme' photography. I ended up criticising the concept, and I was worried this might not go down well. Last Friday the essay came back from marking, and walking down the corridor to collect it took a long time. It turns out I got 75/100, and possibly the most begrudging first ever. Some of the lecturer's notes:

  • "The slightly smug tone of your writing style requires a little adjustment"
  • "...an unnecessarily obtuse opening paragraph..."
  • Under one sentence: "awkward phrasing"
  • Under another: "ugh..."
  • And another: "don't be banal."
  • I mentioned the mirror in Velazquez' Las Meninas, and I'm told I should have written "painting of a mirror". Because people are likely to imagine a real mirror glued to the canvas, I suppose.

All of which is pretty funny. Slightly smug!

But while it's tempting to interpret this as begrudging, that wouldn't necessarily be fair. It's entirely possible that's just this lecturer's marking style (which I quite like, actually - it's far more entertaining than the average dry analysis), but what puzzles me is a comment about "some odd leaps in logic, some hasty deductions". That's fair enough - I might disagree, but fine - but it's curious I got a decent mark despite such issues. I've said before that it seems my essays are marked more by construction than content, and I think this is more evidence for that idea. It's a strange way of doing things. But if that's how things are, it's how things are; I'm just glad it's over.

20Feb/090

AHS shots online

My photos from yesterday's AHS launch are now up on the BHA website. In hindsight they could have done with some judicious editing - I sent over everything I thought good enough, so there are a few almost duplicates - but I'm happy anyway.

20Feb/090

Photographing the AHS launch

Last week I photographed the BHA's Darwin Day lecture, and I've just seen they've published the resulting photos onto their site - yay! This morning I was back at the same hall for the launch of the AHS - an umbrella group of university atheist, secular and humanist groups, and it was excellent fun.

The launch was to consist of a few talks from guest speakers (all of whom I admire tremendously), as well as general mingling amongst the tables of the BHA, NSS and various other organisations. I had free reign to wander with my camera, and to say hello to the speakers, which was great. At one point I was on the upper balcony when an enterprising student photographer grabbed said speakers for a pleasing pose, so a few minutes later I headed over and asked if he'd send me a copy. He said yes and that I should email him - I wrote down his address, noting with some surprise the domain 'independent.co.uk'. Not a student photographer then; actually a newspaper professional. I must have seemed pretty cheeky, and I backtracked rather quickly, but he was most friendly and kindly sent the image within minutes of my asking. So that was nice.

Towards the end of the event we decided to take a group shot. Everybody gathered in front of the stage, with me directing them from the upper balcony. I haven't done a lot of large-group photography, but I had a gameplan. Ish. I pulled out a few of Damian's tips for arranging people, which worked very well, but I realised that the moment of taking the photo would be more problematic - I had nothing.

Traditionally, you get everyone to say 'cheese'. This is stupid. 'Cheese' forces people's mouths into unnatural smiles, and it's just a cringeworthy thing to do. I've never seen a professional photographer ask people to say anything at all, but I couldn't for the life of me think what they did instead.

The best I could come up with was a "3...2...1...". That was, until someone jokingly shouted up that I make everyone say 'orgy'. And I thought, screw it, and bellowed that, indeed, on my count of 3 everyone should shout 'ORGY'.

It's not every day you say that to Richard Dawkins.

On 3 they all dutifully yelled, and - I have to say - every one of the ~60 people is open-eyed and smiling, which doesn't happen often. I can't claim any credit for this one, but I'll certainly store it for future appropriate occasions. If, er, there are any.

I sent the images over to the BHA this afternoon, and haven't heard back yet. Hopefully they're ok, and they'll go onto the website soonish. It was a great event to attend - the talks (what I heard of them, anyway) were worthy, and the people interesting to chat with. A memorable day.

18Feb/090

It’s called ‘datamoshing’, apparently

Here's a music video using compression artifacts to...do the kinds of things that happen in music videos. It's quite something, actually - I haven't seen anything like it before. It's best to watch the HD version, as standard quality introduces many artifacts and generates a jpeg paradox that's threatening to destroy YouTube. Via Kottke.

18Feb/091

Faith of Britain Day

Everybody! Everyone, this is important. You need to listen to this:

Faith Of Britain Day is a day that focuses all of the positive energy in the country towards achieving our hopes and aspirations. For exactly two minutes on March 6th at 11.00am our consortium of psychics and healers will act as a channel for the positive thoughts of the entire country.

Why didn't anyone think of this before? It's so obvious. They're going to channel our positive thoughts! Channel them into, you know, the channel-place. It's going to be so awesome. Why March 6th?

March 6th has been chosen as Faith of Britain Day because March is a time of seeing light emerging from the darkness of Winter, therefore emphasising hope in an unsure world. Numerologically this date is symbolic because the 3rd month, the 6th day and the 9th year are all multiples of 3 which is about balance - which is what we strive to achieve as humans. The time, 11.00am is a master number, or a powerful 2 (1 + 1) which is the duality of the inner and outer self, encouraging us to look within to find solutions.

I never learnt about master numbers at school. Modern education sucks.

With over 80 million people concentrating their mental energies at the same time on the same day, we will unleash an irresistible psychic force that will, quite literally, make our dreams come true.

Woah. Ok, seriously, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. I don't think Angelina Jolie would like that. And what if everyone suddenly finds themselves in public wearing only pyjamas? I'm starting to wonder if you've thought this through. 

Faith of Britain recognizes that Britain is a multi-cultural, multi-faith family. All of our faiths and beliefs have one common thread:

Gullibility?

the belief that positive thinking makes positive things happen.

Oh.

It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen.

It is. That's why World Economic Collapse Day was such a bad idea. 

Some call this quantum physics. Others simply call it "faith."

You remember the end of Doctor Who S3? That was a documentary. I bet you feel pretty stupid now.

We ask that you open your mind to joining in with a unique psychic force that will change our lives through the power of thought.

Actually, I might skip this one. These metaphysical bases are already covered by Global Orgasm Day.

17Feb/090

Don’t wanna be

Aw.

Via various places, but initially @flashboy. See also Songs of Praise, subtitled.

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