How good is my tree

How good is my tree

a) astonishingly
b) absurdly
c) its majesty has crashed my database of superlatives

Answers on a postcard.

Is it far too big for my flat? Most definitely. But it makes up for it with true awesomeitudemacity. Note the slight back-right leaning. This is a deliberate homage to the pagan tradition of, erm, not making stuff stand up straight.

There’s something missing, though…something…it’s like there’s too much space underneath…can’t put my finger on it…