30Oct/088
Gotham’s saviour
Here's the problem with The Dark Knight: it was just a bit unrealistic. Here's how things would actually have gone down:
In your heart, you know it to be true.
Hello!
Hey, thanks for coming! I'm Andrew, and this is where my headthinks come to breed. They often dance around humanism, photography and general wonderments, but there's dabblage aplenty.
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on Derren Brown – Mind Reader: The Evening of Wonders.
October 30th, 2008 - 14:59
Did The Big Blue Boy Scout really just belittle The Joker?
Seriously?
Because Lex Luthor is SO much scarier. His superpower is the ability to hold a fucking rock.
Evil real estate tycoons are evil! Ye gods!
October 30th, 2008 - 15:04
Also, Supes let the bastard get away with taking forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.
October 30th, 2008 - 15:37
Yeah, but Lex would probably have The Joker and every Batman villain ever working for him, and Batman wouldn’t even realise. That’ll happen in the third film, I predict. Thing is, if Gotham ever got any *actually* superpowered villains, Batman wouldn’t last as long as it takes to say ‘I am grumpy, I need a hug’.
October 30th, 2008 - 15:50
Gotham does, in fact, have superpowered villains. They just aren’t very popular. Because superpowers are for wusses.
October 30th, 2008 - 16:16
I think I am in love with Lauren.
November 29th, 2008 - 02:14
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December 30th, 2008 - 21:33
http://photognome.livejournal.com/297181.html
December 31st, 2008 - 15:39
Quite. There’s Supes, being nice and taking advice from a trusted friend, only to have it thrown in his face. Typical Batish shenanigans.