Avast! It be International Talk Like a Sea-Dog day, and I be doin’ me duty. Get on yer hornpipes an’ spread the word – the word be: ARRRRRR!
Today be a day fer traditional sea-dog japes. I be huntin’ treasure! Treasure in the form of appropriately-tailored shirts! It be worthy of a classic sea-dog tale! Then I be reviewing Cursed Audio of The Deep and assembling playlists fer The Glorious and Shiny Dance of the Rather Suave Sea-Dog (no lubbers allowed). It be a day worthy of Captain Threepwood!
Now if yer’ll excuse me, the pirate in green be in shenanigans again. Insult cutlass battles ahoy!