I’ve been itching to know the Vatican’s thoughts on extraterrestrial life. Good news!
Writing in the Vatican newspaper, the astronomer, Father Gabriel Funes, said intelligent beings created by God could exist in outer space.
They know this from all the astronomy mentioned in the Bible, as well as their extensive questioning of astronomers.
Just as there are multiple forms of life on earth, so there could exist intelligent beings in outer space created by God.
…well, no. That’s a bit circular, really. The Times has the exact quote:
Father Funes said that just as there existed a “multiplicity of creatures on Earth”, so there could exist “other beings created by God, including intelligent ones. We cannot place limits on God’s creative freedom.”
Immovable objects; irresistible forces. Just saying. Anyhow, we haven’t got to my favourite bit yet.
And some aliens could even be free from original sin, he speculates.
Planets where they don’t have fruit? Where God didn’t take his eye off the ball? Where there isn’t a power-hungry cult trying to control people’s every thought? I lose my sense of humour when people start talking about original sin. It doesn’t take more than a moment’s thought to see original sin for what it really is, and those who preach it lose their right to be treated politely. Twisted, manipulative bastards.
I think it’s a mistake for the Vatican to start looking to the stars. They should stick to vague historical claims that can’t be proven one way or another. There’s more wonder in astronomy than the world’s religions combined, and space has the annoying habit of supplying fresh data. It’ll only veer towards comprehensible, and the Vatican should know to stay away from comprehensible. Like Perry DeAngelis used to say: if you’re going to believe in a God, you have to give him something to do.