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31May/080

I’d Do Anything final

I didn't see much of the Maria or Joseph shows. I'd nothing against them - they're reality shows based around skill rather than humiliation, so I don't object - I just never started watching. But a few weeks ago I caught the Nancy show and by the end of the episode had a favourite. Fatal. I liked it too, as I'm a sucker for the big ballads. Not so much with the musicals I've seen, oddly, but I like the songs. The final was tonight, and I found myself looking forward to it.

It started and I was earnestly trying to decide who would make the best Nancy. Thing is, I haven't even seen the film so had no real idea what Nancy 'should' be like, and it was a little suspicious that my favourite also happened to be the contestant I found most attractive. Stupid male brain. Once I realised this I tried to override it and go by the performances. I grudgingly accepted that previous-choice Samantha didn't quite match up to the others, but couldn't decide between the remaining two until their final routines. I finally picked Jessie, but the show closed its phone lines the second her performance ended, which was a bit odd.

She didn't win, but was named as first choice by both Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Cameron Mackintosh, which must take the edge off. I thought their reactions to Jodie's win were a little couched - "Are you happy?" says Graham Norton, and they replied "I always thought this would be the public choice" and "I'm very happy for Jodie". Yikes.

Good fun though. Quite enjoyed it.

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30May/081

Indy 4

So it turns out you can't go home again. Still, Jim From Neighbours.

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30May/081

Lisey’s Story

I just finished my book, Lisey's Story by Stephen King, and I immediately threw it away.

I've read a lot of Stephen King. As ever, the blog post began forming itself as soon as I started liking the book, and I wasn't sure what to say. I mean, I think it's a stunning novel, but I always rave about Stephen King, and while there's nothing wrong with repeating things worth saying, it's still boring to be boring.

But I wanted to write something, because he's somehow done it again. I've said before that people think he's a horror writer, but he's not, in the classic sense. His novels can be dark and sometimes terrifying, but not because of the events or the blood. I'm not bothered that terrible things are happening to the characters, I'm bothered that terrible things are happening to my friends. Because he gets under my skin, hooks into the personality centres and directly breathes living people into my mind's eye. And the worst kind of gore-fest is nothing compared to a character you love standing in the hallway, thinking someone might be in the house.

I know this isn't anything new, nothing that hasn't happened to everyone - it is, after all, what reading's all about. But he's the guy who gets me, who best fits my particular brain-shape, and his characters follow me around. I've been reading Lisey's Story for the last month, and it's lurked continually in the back of my head. Not as an excited I-must-go-and-read-this desire, or as an irritating why-can't-I-stop-thinking-about-this memeplex, but as another filter on the world, with reality-based roots but fantastical tentacles. It's a book of secret languages and private words, and it latched onto my worldview and twisted. And I wanted to blog about it, without it being the same old thing. I got lucky.

I'd nearly finished the book when I took it to the park this afternoon. My car was in for an MOT and I had 40 minutes to kill, so I found a shaded bench and slipped into the world of Lisey Landon, widow of celebrated author Scott. The book hadn't gone the way I expected, and I was intrigued to see if there were any surprises left. Then: splat. A pigeon delivered its verdict on my literary diversion in spectacular fashion. The book was big and hardback, and Mr Pigeon aimed perfectly for the centre crease. Backsplatter hit my hands, coat, jumper and I don't like to think where else - it was really quite the projectile from such a tiny animal - so I cleaned up as best I could and headed back to my car, hoping a) it would be ready and b) I didn't have anything in my hair.

Both were so, and once home I'm thinking, what am I going to do with this book? I could ditch it and buy a paperback copy, but that seems wasteful. I figured I'd cut out the affected pages so I could read the rest in comfort, so I grabbed the scissors and found the somewhat sticky pages where I'd left off. The book doesn't smell good and I realise there's really no saving the thing, but the outside is clean enough to put on the table. I made myself read through the two rapidly crustyflaking pages, then found the smearings had soaked through a fair few more. So I read those too. And then there were only 30 or so left. And before I know it I'm sitting at the table, reading a stinky, shit-stained book that really needs to be got rid of, and welling up.

Because it's a book about marriage, and loss, and chance. And it's a book about writing, and ideas, and storytelling. And when the things that happen at the end happen, I can't help being moved.

It's gone now, but the great thing about liking Stephen King is that his books are always in charity shops, so I'll find a replacement eventually. I can never figure out why I want a collection of my favourite fiction - I mean, what's the use? - but Lisey's Story will definitely be in there, next to all his others.

Should anyone fancy taking a look, I'd recommend not reading the blurb. I've been burned before so skipped it, and for this particular book it was the right call.

29May/082

Copy of Half-Life 2 to give away

Update: Taken by Akkre in the comments.

Last week I bought The Orange Box as a present to myself. I'd seen somebody playing Portal, and my first impression was SCREW FRIENDSHIP MUST WRESTLE FOR KEYBOARD AND PLAY FOREVER, but I managed to resist until my projects were done. So I now have Half-Life 2, HL2 Episodes 1 & 2, Portal and Team Fortress 2. Oh, and Peggle Extreme. Should keep me busy for a bit.

I already owned Half-Life 2, so they said I could give away the newly-purchased license. So here I am. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but one way or another you'll need a Steam account to redeem it, and the download will be a couple of gigabytes. Email or leave a comment if you're interested - I'll update this post if/when it's taken.

29May/080

War of the Twisters

Come spring, my local park always has two ice cream vans within 100m of each other, and I've often thought it's an episode of Midsomer Murders waiting to happen1. In my head there are fierce rivalries in all sorts of professions, but I'd never thought of this2:

A documentary now in limited release, “Twisted: A Balloonamentary” examines the world of professional balloon twisters, who make everything from life-size racing cars to their own wedding dresses. It also exposes the rift — who knew? — between the “gospel twisters,” who use their craft as a way to teach Bible lessons, and the “adult” twisters, who use balloons for more prurient entertainment.

That's hideous. I for one never, ever want to see a professional twister using balloons to teach gospel lessons. Whereas, a prurient show - bring it on. Sure, it'd be easy for it to be tawdry and obvious, but in the right hands I can see that being funny as hell.

The wedding dress can be seen here. My wedding plans so far:

  1. compulsory capes + hats

and that's as far as I've got, but I'm going to go ahead and pencil in that dress. I mean, that's some non-stop innuendo right there.

It's just occurred to me that balloons are the perfect vehicle for preaching the doctrine of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I've found a niche, people!

  1. I think something stole their thunder, actually - New Tricks? []
  2. warning: there was a big Battlestar Galactica banner at the top of the page when I visited. I activated Spoiler Defence Mode and killed all power to the building, but beware []
29May/082

Telectroscope

Telectroscope, LondonThe Telectroscope looks steampunky cool.

Hardly anyone knows that a secret tunnel runs deep beneath the Atlantic Ocean. In May 2008, more than a century after it was begun, the tunnel has finally been completed. An extraordinary optical device called a Telectroscope has been installed at both ends which miraculously allows people to see right through the Earth from London to New York and vice versa.

Must visit. Open until the 15th June.

29May/082

Hitler on the Torchwood S2 Finale

Spoilers for Torchwood S2.

It's weird, but after a while you forget he's not really talking about Torchwood. Via Rullsenberg.

29May/080

Curses

Creepy goings-on in my neighbourhood:

William Shakespeare's tombstone is set for a makeover - despite bearing a curse against those who move it.

Eek. Is there a history of sadness surrounding it? Deaths of would-be grave robbers? Terrible illnesses befalling those who allowed the tombstone to be altered? Ghostly sightings by teenagers on late-night dalliances? Well, no.

The stone, which renovators say will not be moved, warns: "Blessed be the man that spares these stones/ And cursed be he who moves my bones."

It's cursed because it says it is. Shakespeare wouldn't lie.

I'm getting a sign for my front door saying "All chaps who enter, not called Tony / kiss my ass, become a pony.". If I get famous people will believe it, and only Tonys will live here for evermore.

28May/081

Mitchell Narrowboats website

I designed and built a website for a boat-building company my parents are involved with, and it went live this weekend. If you happen to be in the market for a new narrowboat, take a look.

28May/080

Strobist lighting DVDs now available

Oooh, nice. Very nice indeed. The Strobist blog is my favourite online resource for learning about lighting, and now there's a 10hr, 8-DVD set of seminars and on-location shoots.

For what it's worth, when I write for the blog my target is usually myself as a 22-year-old (green) pro. I would put these DVDs at the level of advanced amateur. Especially for people who can learn better by watching someone actually doing something -- and having them think out loud during the process.

I wouldn't put myself at the advanced amateur level yet, but I'm thinking I could learn a lot from this. It's £90 shipped to the UK. That's a bit more than I should really be paying right now, but a pittance compared to most photography lighting seminar/courses. Tempted...