Right, chaps. Here’s the plan. No matter what happens on next week’s Strictly, here’s what we do: vote for everybody but Kate and Anton. It is the only way. All she has to do is hit the bottom two and that’s it, sorted – she seems nice and all, but it’s just getting silly now, and perfectly good dancers are falling by the wayside for no good reason. So, spread the word.
Also, that professional jive was a hell of a thing.