Lots to say about Strictly, university, mental Labour ministers who think there’s a moral case for marriage-based tax breaks, and probably more Strictly, but I’m in the middle of a move to Exciting New Server atm so am freezing things until it goes through. It’ll hopefully only be a couple of days, but here are some ideas if you have trouble coping:

1. Get a parrot
2. Verify how much crockery will fit in the washing machine
3. Ponder the luck of Anton du Beck
4. Start a joke-a-day website that’s actually funny
5. Read a book called, I think, Tumbleweed, about a knight with some kind of dragon for a horse. Possibly. It had a knight in it, anyway. Was good.

Hope that helps. Back in a bit.