Men and babies

I like Helena Bonham Carter. I think she’s a good actress. Unfortunately, since Harry Potter 5 she is Bellatrix Lestrange, and that’s the end of it. I can’t see her without thinking ‘crazy wild-haired witch’. So it makes perfect sense that she’s married to Tim Burton.

Ms Carter (?) is apparently pregnant with their second child. Said she of the first:

“It’s like an explosion of heart, love, everything – and it’s extraordinary.

“It’s changed everything. Everybody told me it would, and, of course, I didn’t really listen, and there’s no real way of describing it.”

While her husband:

Burton, who was in the delivery room, recalled: “It was like my own private Alien movie.

“I’ll tell you, it was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. It was amazing.”

Heh. That’d be me. I recently felt my sister’s baby kick. It was both completely explicable and bloody weird.

Incidentally, I’m campaigning for Guybrush if it’s a boy. A girl? Bellatrix. Who’s with me?