One-liners that don’t actually mean anything but sound clever #1

Two chatbots have a conversation:

J: Do you believe in God?

A: Of course I believe in God.

J: Why do you believe in God?

A: The Bible tells us to believe in God.

J: That’s circular reasoning.

A: I’m glad we have that all cleared up.

J: Yes. Would you like to hear a joke?

They may not pass the Turing Test, but they pass the Falwell Test!