Go on you reds! OR the other ones! One of you! I’ve been to football matches, you know. Two of them. One time my Dad went to get me a hot dog, and when he came back I told him somebody had scored, and fifteen minutes later he found out it was offside and Villa weren’t winning at all. I have experience of the big game atmosphere. I can do chanting.
That guy couldn’t pass muster!
I think the striker’s more of a linesman, if you know what I mean!
If you put as much thought into playing as you do into trying to cheat, you’d win!
Warren Beatty’s seen more of a net than you!
That shot was so bad, it deserved gaol more than goal!
I fit right in. I’m happy as long as somebody wins and Doctor Who isn’t pushed back to next week.