I’m sorry to be this guy, but I feel it necessary to momentarily sink into the land of Mr Telegraph. Parking for 2.5hrs in a Worcester multi-storey just cost me £6.20. £6.20! This is a lot of money. It’s not indicative of disgusting Labour policies, modern youth, or a campaign against drivers, though. It’s just a lot of money.
In an unrelated vein, what is this white kak all over the front of my trousers?! It’s not what you’re thinking, although quite honestly there are similarities. I think I’ll change before going out again.