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30Apr/072

Monkey Island on a mobile phone

I was browsing Lifehacker's user-recommended list of useful Nokia OS applications when something caught my eye. I didn't want to get my hopes up, but one trip to the ScummVM website and a little digging around my hard drive later:

Monkey Island on my phone - 1

Monkey Island on my phone! Train journeys need never be dull again.

Monkey Island on my phone - 2

The whole game is 4mb and fully playable, including saves and audio (not very high quality audio, admittedly, but the tune's there). It's the usual interface: a cursor is moved with the arrow keys, and the text is just about readable. Great stuff. I'll have to try Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis next.

30Apr/070

I Can Has Cheezburger?

I am informed by Those In The Know that the top repository for lolcats is I Can Has Cheezburger?

Bring me solo and the wookie

That is all.

29Apr/070

I challenge you not to smile

A smile is surely unavoidable:

Found via 1am Youtube cat searches on a Wii. These things happen.

29Apr/070

‘Grindhouse’ won’t be ‘Grindhouse’ in the UK

Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez just released their movie 'Grindhouse' in the US. It's a double-bill, one movie by each director, bookended by (some fictional) trailers for other genre films, and is a deliberate homage to 'grindhouse' cinemas which used to show 'back-to-back films exploiting violence, sex and other extreme subject matter'. The trailer is cool as hell, and the setup sounds like it would be a great experience. Unfortunately the movie apparently tanked in the US, so the two films will be released separately in the UK in a transparent (and understandable, to be fair) attempt to recoup profits. Shame :-( However, since the films likely won't make it over here until September, it's entirely possible there'll be a feature-packed US DVD release beforehand. Might have to import that. Via Binary Bonsai.

28Apr/0719

Criticisms of The God Delusion, and what comes next

The last eight months have seen many critical reviews of Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion, and the most consistent criticisms, once you get past dull relativism, unthinking accusations of 'fundamentalism', and seemingly unending debates over what 'agnostic' and 'atheist' mean, boil down to two points:

We're told RD hasn't addressed the sophisticated theology1 behind the belief in a divine being. He instead concentrates on the points that are easy to shoot down - Aquinas etc.. This argument appears to implode, however: this supposedly sophisticated theology is incredibly difficult to find. It's continually referred to, but is never actually clarified. When asked to provide these arguments, we're usually told it's too complicated. I consider myself intelligent enough to understand such things (and would quite like to know if there really is a deity in the sky, actually), and even if you disagree there are plenty of atheists who'd be happy to read these sophisticated arguments. There is no reason that an intelligent person shouldn't be able to understand the arguments for the existence of a deity - theology is not quantum physics and does not require twenty years of mathematical training. If it's out there, bring it on. Another common answer is that you can only understand once you've read everything ever written about every religion ever. Dawkins hasn't read Such-and-Such on grace, or So-and-So on how shiny angels are - who is he to say anything about theology! This is well answered by the Courtier's Reply.

It's worth mentioning that the hints of this sophisticated theology diverge massively from the popular understanding of religion. I've had people argue that something must have created the universe, and, although this is your standard god-of-the-gaps argument, it's still far more reasonable than claiming you have contact with a magic sky-fairy who answers your prayers. The average Catholic doesn't believe in an Agent that started off the Big Bang, they believe in an intercessory deity who turns wine and crackers into blood and flesh. The God Delusion was attacking this popular notion of religion that's believed by billions. It wasn't a deep philosophical tome. Even so, the supposedly sophisticated arguments don't appear to stand up to scrutiny. Saying 'god is simple so could have spontaneously popped into existence' is no use if you don't actually have any evidence to back it up. Tom Hamilton has interesting commentary on this latter argument, as well as the necessity of stepping into these areas of argument. If only more commentary was as intelligently written as his, the dialogue would be far more productive.

I think it's possible to argue most believers to a point where they stop being logical about the existence of deities, and they'll admit it. It's nigh-on impossible to change a believer's mind, but you can reach a point where the argument becomes, simply put, 'I just think it because I do'. Religion is like every pseudoscience out there in this regard, and the psychological investigations into this phenomenon are fascinating. And this is where the second major objection appears: it's just rude. Of course there isn't really a god, but why upset people? Referring to divine beings as the equivalent of fairies at the bottom of the garden offends, so you shouldn't do it. I've had commenters on this site tell me I should couch my language in ways such as 'while I can see you have incredibly deeply held beliefs, I have a small problem with one particular aspect and I'm sorry if this offends you but I consider it important.' This gets increasingly pathetic. It's insulting to me, and it's insulting to anybody religious who is perfectly capable of having adult discussions.

If an atheist starts insulting you and telling you you're stupid, damn right s/he's being rude and there's no reason you should put up with it. But Dawkins / Harris / Dennett etc. don't do this, no matter how often we're told otherwise. Even if they did, there are thousands out there who don't, yet are no less strident in tone. They are at pains to emphasise that it's the idea that is being attacked, not the person. Saying somebody don't know something is not the same as saying they are stupid, neither is ignorance a criticism. If you get offended when I tell you there's no reason to think your deity exists, that's your problem, and saying 'maybe so, but I am offended nevertheless so shut up' is simply a way of stifling debate. Surely this is obvious. Even if there were a way to phrase objections so that people weren't offended, and this I doubt, it would be making a massive, pointless exception for religion when it comes to debate. We'd probably just be called patronising, too. The tone with which religion is discussed in The God Delusion is no different from any political discussion, and a thousand miles away from the excesses of art criticism, which we regularly ingest as valid commentary. That somebody believes something strongly is no reason not to attack it, but not them, when there is good reason to do so.

From this point there are other objections: the argument that religious 'moderates' provide a shield for extremism by being perfectly pleasant in their belief in fairies is certainly one of the more controversial areas; questioning the 'rights' of parents to inflict their religious beliefs on their children is another; saying that faith is sweet and harmless and good for society also comes up (although I find that one deeply patronising). But it's the above two that are the most frequent.

The above introduction was longer than I intended, and was originally only meant to serve as a lead-in. If you have problems with Richard Dawkins, and thought The God Delusion was an insulting title, I bring you Christopher Hitchens' God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything. Here's an excerpt:

There are four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum of servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking.

Blimey.

While some religious apology is magnificent in its limited way—one might cite Pascal—and some of it is dreary and absurd—here one cannot avoid naming C. S. Lewis—both styles have something in common, namely the appalling load of strain that they have to bear. How much effort it takes to affirm the incredible! The Aztecs had to tear open a human chest cavity every day just to make sure that the sun would rise. Monotheists are supposed to pester their deity more times than that, perhaps, lest he be deaf. How much vanity must be concealed—not too effectively at that—in order to pretend that one is the personal object of a divine plan? How much self-respect must be sacrificed in order that one may squirm continually in an awareness of one's own sin? How many needless assumptions must be made, and how much contortion is required, to receive every new insight of science and manipulate it so as to "fit" with the revealed words of ancient man-made deities? How many saints and miracles and councils and conclaves are required in order first to be able to establish a dogma and then—after infinite pain and loss and absurdity and cruelty—to be forced to rescind one of those dogmas? God did not create man in his own image. Evidently, it was the other way about, which is the painless explanation for the profusion of gods and religions, and the fratricide both between and among faiths, that we see all about us and that has so retarded the development of civilization.

Christopher Hitchens writes so damned well that I have to be careful not to get carried away by his eloquence. He's occasionally come out with statements that have pushed it even for me. It sounds like a good read - I'll certainly be picking up a copy.

  1. 'theology' throughout means the 'research' into the existence of deities, not the study of religious belief in general []
27Apr/070

You can go off people

Are you telling me that Matt Dawson, international rugby star, last year won Celebrity Masterchef, was entertaining, knowledgeable and likeable on A Question of Sport, and came second after a glorious comeback in Strictly Come Dancing, all while training for the London Marathon?!

27Apr/075

Friday Puzzle – Country names with closed letters

There are five countries that contain no closed letters when spelt in capitals. 'Closed' meaning they have an enclosed space in the character: A, R, B are all closed letters, E, C & I are not.

This is something of an apocryphal puzzle, so it may be wise to take the 'five' with a pinch of salt. Easy to cheat at this one, but more fun to think them up. We've got two so far...

27Apr/070

I am that guy

You know that guy who annoys the hell out of you by backing out of your plans at the last minute? Twice in the last week I've been that guy. I hate that guy. I must arrange my life properly in future - I can't stand letting people down.

26Apr/070

The Soil Association says organic food is healthier if we ‘go on feelings’ above science

We've had various discussions on organic food here, and the BBC today has a short article looking at the evidence for industry claims. It pretty much comes to the same conclusions: 'organic' is a wide-ranging term that can't be easily summed up, but plenty of the claims are dubious at best. One part is particularly telling. The British Nutrition Foundation studied the topic and came to the conclusion that there is not enough evidence to claim organic food is healthier. The Food Standards Agency agree. Yet here's the official response:

But science alone cannot prove the point, says Lord Peter Melchett, a director of the Soil Association, who believes consumers must trust their instincts.

"Science doesn't tell us the answers so some of it we have to go on feelings," he says.

Yes, it's out of context. But still, that's a hell of a thing to say when simultaneously marketing organic food as being the healthier option.

26Apr/070

Flickr Carousels, and the House on the Rock

world's largest carouselI've always thought carousels are cool. I have various shots of carousels from around the world, and was about to start a new Flickr group to celebrate them when I found an established one. It has over 1200 pictures. It is Good Times.

This lead me on to looking at images from the House on the Rock, a Wisconsin tourist attraction that has one of the world's largest carousels - horseless, with 20,000 lights and 269 handcrafted carousel animals - and plenty more besides. I'm particularly intrigued by the:

200-foot sea creature engaged in a struggle involving an enormous octopus and whaling expedition. The sea creature is longer than the Statue of Liberty is tall. Over 200 museum-sized model ships are on display in the nautical building, along with an enormous collection of scrimshaw

The 'museum' was featured in American Gods, in the appendix of which Neil Gaiman says:

Most people think I made it up, whereas in actual fact I just toned it down a bit so people would believe it. Because being a real place it has no obligation to be likely. So I left out the 120 piece robot orchestra and other stuff.

It's on my list of places to go.

In vaguely related things, there is a circus in Solihull. I am excited.