I had a 400-word writeup published in the Midland Amateur Dance Club magazine this week. Unfortunately copies are only available to members (I’m not one), and it’s not online. So I could be making this up, and nobody would ever know. Having said that, everything I write here could be made up and nobody would ever know. I once held a tarantula.
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I once held a giant hissing cockroach. It was *sick*.
The one time I’ve ever volunteered for anything and it turned out to be that! Taught me a lesson