Searching for me

I finally figured out how to view search keywords in my drowning-in-corporatespeak Google Analytics statistics (it’s in ‘Marketing Optimization’ -> ‘Search Engine Marketing’ -> ‘Overall Keyword Conversion’, if you’re interested). Some of my favourite ones so far this month:

  • morena baccarin nuked – Typo or extreme fetish?
  • is cornstarch the same as cornflour – I remember trying to figure this out, and sympathise with the questioner. Pretty much.
  • homeopathic cures for earwax – Don’t be silly.
  • team america best lines – I think he’s trying to tell us something. Gary, you can’t blame yourself for what gorillas did. There is no ‘I’ in Team America. Arec Barrrwiiiin.
  • andrew+nice – It’s true.
  • death by aspiration – Time for a war on want.
  • can smoking kill animals – If they’re already on fire, it’s probably too late.
  • why do cats drool? – Because they are cats. Obviously. If they were dogs, they would rule.

Also, people continue to be fascinated by wank-a-thons, rasturbation and Lost.