Eurovision Dance Contest

But enough of politics and religion. On to the important stuff. We all know the Eurovision Song Contest is a highlight of any year, being a sublime mix of camp, sarcastic commentary and ancient nationalistic grudges. What could possibly improve this?

A spin-off Eurovision Dance Contest!

This new international production consists of a ballroom, latin and freestyle dance competition between mixed couples.

We should so get Morrissey to enter. It’ll apparently be broadcast by the BBC on 1st September. Via Strictly Come Blogging.