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Do you think the ten men who took a BMW motorbike from Branscombe beach this afternoon filled in the correct salvage form, and furthermore are planning to give the bike back? Because if not, letting BBC News film them at the beach, follow them home and interview them might not have been all that clever. Not that it was all that clever to begin with. The news says looters interested onlookers have travelled from as far as Liverpool. What the hell?