Putting the customer first
I just came across this impressive piece of corporate-speak:
As a Microsoft Gold Certified Partner, we at IRIS are committed to assisting you to achieve the transition from XP (or older operating systems) to Microsoft Vista when you are ready to make the move.
However we recognise that the launch also co-incides with the busiest time of year for many customers (self-assessment/ payroll year end). So we have decided to phase the introduction of Microsoft Vista compatibility into IRIS software over a period of some months to enable us to make this transition easier for you.
Aren't they nice? They've seen that I'm doing other things, so they're kindly ensuring their software won't work with any new computer. It'll be less hassle for me, you see - I won't have to worry about setting it up, doing actual work, or anything.
I can't help admiring the optimism, though.
Late one
It's 0215 and I'm only just home after trying to fix my parents' network for much of the evening. It has, to lapse into technical jargon for a moment, gone completely doolally. Their old router makes no sense at all, and a replacement seems to drop to 1/5th of its usual speed as soon as it gets an IP address from the cable modem. I'm hoping it'll all become clear in the morning.
On the bright side, at this time of night my route home is full of bunnies who stand up and watch as I drive past. It's like Watership Down, except not so frightening.
Social dance with Darren & Lilia
Last night I saw Darren Bennett and Lilia Kopylova demonstrate at a social dance. As well as both having won series of Strictly Come Dancing, they're currently British Latin Dance Champions and are pretty much the best of the best in UK terms. I've decided I don't like them much: they're both too attractive, pleasant (my dance teachers know them and say they're lovely) and good at what they do. It's just not fair
Despite arriving early the tables around the dancefloor were all taken, so we took seats upstairs. At first this was disappointing, but it turned out to be a great position.
There was an hour and a half of social dancing before the demonstration. Lynsey and I went downstairs for the jive, and in the middle of the routine I felt my foot collide with someone's calf and slide down to slam into their toe. The lady limped off the floor and was in some pain for five minutes, but was very gracious when I apologised - these things just happen sometimes, neither of us had actually make a mistake. I still felt terrible about it, though - I've never hurt anybody that much before! After that I tried a waltz, foxtrot and cha-cha, all of which were mini adventures due to the sheer number of people on the floor.
The demonstration started, and most people headed downstairs. Our vantage point above the dancefloor, however, provided a superb view and was excellent for taking photographs without background distractions. Darren and Lilia danced all five Latin dances - the samba, cha-cha, rumba, paso doble and jive - and were unsurprisingly excellent throughout. Lilia changed between each dance, during which time Darren took the microphone and kept everybody entertained. They're married, and he spent plenty of time winding her up - she got her own back by taking the microphone and telling stories of people recognising her but not him.
I took a whole bunch of pictures, and was very happy with some of the results:
(shame about that left hand, mind). This is definitely my favourite shot:
How on Earth does she do that?
My autofocus struggled slightly, so in some of the pictures I'm hoping the pose makes up for the technical quality. I wish this had been sharp, for example:
Afterwards they spent a long time signing autographs and posing for pictures, so Lynsey took the opportunity - unfortunately I'd forgotten to change back to my wide-angle beforehand, so couldn't fit Lilia in. At one point afterwards they both looked up and directly at me; it was rather surreal to have the full attention of two people I'd only ever seen on television - I had to quickly think of something to say!
There was another hour or so of blessedly injury-free dances before it finished. I definitely need to work on my floorcraft as I found navigating the busy floor very difficult, and crashed into people on a number of occasions. All good fun, though. Apparently they hold such dances every few months, although not always with such famous couples demonstrating.
There were a couple of technical points I wanted to mention about the photography:
David Cameron on the adoption agency row
David Cameron is set to back new laws to force Catholic adoption agencies to consider gay couples, the Tory leader revealed today.
The Conservative leader signalled his personal support for the new regulations but promised fellow Tory MPs a free vote on this issue, which he said was a matter of conscience.
His reasons are a little fuzzy,mind:
"I shall vote for the regulations, because I think it is right to have in this country clear rules against discrimination," said Mr Cameron.
"On the issue of the Catholic adoption agencies, I don't think personally that it is right to give them a block exemption from the law, because otherwise we will have other people wanting block exemptions from the law."
Clever. He doesn't actually make any comment on the validity of the exemptions other than in the broad sense. To be fair it's possible he said more and it's not reported here. What do you think to the chances of his party agreeing?
Mr Cameron's frontbench colleague, David Davis, has already signalled his opposition to the proposals and said over the weekend he would "almost definitely" vote for an exemption to the Equality Act, for Catholic adoption agencies.
Not all that high, I suspect.
Stay the night from ghosts
Radio 2's record of the week is 'Stay the night from ghosts'. I thought this was a pleasing phrase and a great title, then later found out it's actually 'Stay the night' from 'Ghosts', which isn't anything like so poetic. Still, I can now steal it without feeling guilty.
Busy busy busy
Apologies for the lack of blogging - I'm having a busy weekend. I had a wonderful day yesterday, which included seeing a great performance of Richard III in the company of somebody truly lovely, and this evening I'm off to see Darren and Lilia demonstrating at a social dance in Malvern. I've seen them twice before - at a social dance and Strictly - so we're practically friends now
Happy Birthday to Opportunity
Happy Birthday to Opportunity, the Mars rover which landed safely three years ago today. I was sitting in a York car park when I heard the news, and had to cheer. Despite the design aim of 90 sols (Mars days), it's still going 1000 sols later, and has travelled 6.1 miles. Brilliant. Far from becoming decrepid in its old age, it's actually getting smarter due to software upgrades.
Is there anything cooler than space probes?
Spelling Bee?
In TV news:
The BBC is to launch a reality series which will follow a group of children learning magic at a Harry Potter-style boarding school.
It sounds like a good idea, except modelling it after the deathtrap that is Hogwarts may not be wise. I'm terribly biased, but I think magic is a wonderful skill to learn. It's great for building confidence, can be very satisfying, and has an inherent link with critical thinking. However:
The Sorcerer's Apprentice, which will air later this year, will show the children learning card tricks, Latin spells and illusions.
Latin spells? Like transubstantiation? Ick.
Eurovision Dance Contest
But enough of politics and religion. On to the important stuff. We all know the Eurovision Song Contest is a highlight of any year, being a sublime mix of camp, sarcastic commentary and ancient nationalistic grudges. What could possibly improve this?
A spin-off Eurovision Dance Contest!
This new international production consists of a ballroom, latin and freestyle dance competition between mixed couples.
We should so get Morrissey to enter. It'll apparently be broadcast by the BBC on 1st September. Via Strictly Come Blogging.
Where are the Conservatives in the adoption debate?
The Progressive brings up something interesting regarding the adoption debate: where is David Cameron? The Conservative Party are notable by their absence. Fun as it is to make fun of David Cameron, he has been good at (at least appearing to) present reasonable arguments at times like these. Yet there was no mention of it at yesterday's PMQs, and I've seen no official comment.
The blog points out that an Early Day Motion expressing concern over proposed exemptions has currently been signed by 101 Labour MPs, 19 Lib Dems and 1 Conservative. The MP in question is John Bercow, who has publicly expressed his support. The only other Tory comment I've heard was on the radio this morning, where the MP1 said gay couples could go to different agencies if they wanted. Charming.
Given the Prime Minister's apparent vulnerability in this area, the silence is telling.
(update: EDM link fixed)
- I only heard a highlight, so don't know who it was or which show. I'll update if I can track it down. [↩]











