Jurassic Park at 1600

Dear ITV,

The film ‘Jurassic Park’ involves dinosaurs eating people. I’m afraid it’s built into the script, and there’s no way to avoid it. If you’re worried that children might get upset by dinosaurs eating people, maybe you shouldn’t show the movie at four in the afternoon. Sure, perhaps have a go at editing out all the dramatic parts, but for future reference it’s time to stop when the action scenes no longer make sense. It’s also a little odd to get all puritanical over cartoon violence yet retain the word ‘shit’.

Yours,

Andrew