Three News WTFs

WTF 1:

A court ruling which ordered a gynecologist to pay child support for up to 18 years as compensation for botching a contraceptive implant was condemned by the German media as scandalous on Wednesday.

WTF 2:

Fox plans to broadcast an interview with O.J. Simpson in which the former football star discusses “how he would have committed” the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, for which he was acquitted, the network said. The two-part interview, titled “O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened,” will air Nov. 27 and Nov. 29.

WTF 3:

Today’s Daily Star front page reports that ‘Single Celebs’ are ready to ‘Sex Up Jungle’ (in the ITV programme of a similar name). Accompanying the piece is a picture of Dean Gaffney. Sexing something up? Dean Gaffney? Sexing something up? DEAN GAFFNEY?

The last two from the consistently excellent Fisking Central, which has deserved a place in my horribly out-of-date blogroll for a long time now.