I went to the clinic this afternoon and had hot water fired into my ear at a high velocity, which unblocked it almost immediately. This was great, but promptly made the other feel like it was blocked in comparison, so they did that one too. I can now hear properly for the first time in ages - I so want one of those machines! Once they found out that I fix computers I was asked to help out with a problem, and they gave me a 50% discount!

1537 words left. Gotta go.