They’re also going to ban old people

Stephen Colbert isn’t impressed with the midterm election results:

Tomorrow you’re all going to wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilise their instruments over burning american flags. Where tax-and-spend democrats take all your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for national public radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody’s high.

He forgot replacing Christmas with Celebrate Our Monkey Ancestors Day. Crazy people whose opinions aren’t actually far from the above are reported to be crawling back under their rocks.