I was listening to Radio 2 this afternoon when the waste of bandwidth that is the weekly astrology segment started. Russell Grant wittered on as usual and I wasn’t paying much attention until he mentioned that he’d been asked his advice on whether a person should move to the Orkney Isles. He said:
I had to look up the astrotravel […] and it’s a Leo place is Orkney, and it’s a good place to live or work.
Places have star signs now? How does that work? Are there any places – like here, presumably – with a sign that say they’re a bad place to live and work? Astrotravel?! Actually, I don’t think I want to know. It’ll just wind me up. Except I’m intrigued.