I must not investigate Super Monkey

While there are many other things I could be doing, I’m irresistibly drawn to really bad comic covers. This one in particular is truly excellent, for:

Not only does it feature a ‘Legion of Super-Pets’…
Not only does the left-hand cover claim that shapeshifting isn’t a superpower…
Not only does it feature Krypto the Superdog biting somebody in the butt…
There’s a Super Monkey!!!!!

It is now my mission to discover more about Super Monkey. Except not now, because I have things to do. I must not investigate Super Monkey. Mustn’t. I will do something useful. I will not investigate Super Monkey until this evening.