After cooking tea just now, I have some safety advice to impart. It’s quite subtle, and you may want to concentrate. Ok, here we go.
Do not use your fingers to pick up plates that have just been in the oven.
Ow shitting ouch. Ten minutes under the cold tap and ow shitting ouch. It’s amazing I’m as old as I am, frankly.
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