Nearly forgot about this. I was tagged with The Meme of Three:

1. Things that scare me

Walking alone in the dark
Killer crickets

2. People who make me laugh

Aaron Sorkin
Bill Bailey
Joss Whedon

3. Things I hate the most

Cruelty to animals
Killer crickets

4. Things I don’t understand

Why it isn’t easier/mandatory to recycle newspapers
How people manage to make bed sheets completely flat
The Eucharist

5. Things I’m doing right now

Listening to Annie Lennox
Looking up train timetables

6. Things I want to do before I die

Be published
Live to 1000
Make a working paper clock

7. Things I can do

A mean botafogo
Draw a fish

8. Ways to describe my personality

The greatest
Wherever there is danger he’ll be there

9. Things I can’t do

Maths above GCSE standard
Any sport involving a ball
Listen to crazy old people the opinions of the general public as read out on the Jeremy Vine show without getting annoyed

10. Things I think you should listen to

Escape Pod
The Skeptics’ Guide to the Universe
“Kim Jong Il” saying ‘goodbye’

11. Things I think you should never listen to

“Subterranean Homesick Blues” by Bob Dylan
Cricket commentary while driving or operating heavy machinery

12. Things I’d like to learn

Biology to a-level standard
The guitar to a high standard

13. Favorite foods

Marks and Spencers’ chocolate-orange mini-bites
Kit-kat chunkys

14. Beverages I drink regularly

Apple juice
Generic ‘tropical juice’ found in the same clear containers in every supermarket

15. Shows I watched as a kid

The Poddington Peas
Bucky O’Hare

16. People I’m tagging

Lil…Ummm…I think most people have been tagged already.