About an hour ago, I put a ready meal into the oven. Five minutes ago, I wondered how long it had left, and found I’d forgotten to set the timer. On removing the meal from the oven, I discovered I’d also forgotten to remove the film lid, so it hadn’t cooked terribly well. I removed the lid, then promptly dropped the whole thing while placing it back into the oven. It landed upside down on the open oven door. I sometimes delude myself with fantasies of intelligence; right now I’m wondering how I make it through the day.