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31Jul/061

Muppetry at the Drive-In Cinema

The drive-in cinema last night was great, but unfortunately marred by one massive mistake on their part.

I'd decided not to go. It was a two hour drive each way, and I knew nobody else who could afford to stay up until 0100 (at the earliest) on a Sunday night. There were also unfortunate resonances with my ex-girlfriend: Moulin Rouge was always a special film for us, and it was two years to the day since we broke up (sometimes you just can't help remembering these things). I hadn't watched the film since. At some point, though, I decided that it was worth the risk of getting upset for the chance to go to a drive-in cinema, which I've always wanted to do. Plus, the tickets were free, and I'd feel bad about booking a place and not turning up. So off I went.

The roads were clear and I found the venue in plenty of time. I drove into the staff car park after ambiguous gestures from the stewards, and it's not often I've received a look of such obvious contempt :-) After a shamefaced reverse I was put onto the correct track. There were probably 80 cars in neat rows, up to 200 by the end, plus people washing windscreens, which I thought was a nice touch.

I wandered around the food stalls for a while. There was an oddly hushed atmosphere that I didn't understand. I felt the need to talk quietly, and it seemed that whenever I looked around somebody would catch my eye as if to accuse me of staring. I grabbed a crepe and headed back to the car. At this point the woman in the car next to me told me off for parking too closely. I'd been guided in and there was roughly equal space on either side of me, but she was a relatively large lady so the space was indeed inadequate. It wasn't like I could point this out, however. I mumbled something apologetic. Later she had some problems with tuning the radio as well as moving her car seat backwards; I think the on-site mechanic became slightly irritated, and in the end they were moved to the 'VIP area' - a row of Renault Meganes at the front.

I tuned the radio to the given frequency to find endless easy-listening Stevie Wonder. After a few songs mild irritation turned into active dislike, which is quite impressive for background music that most people apparently enjoy. I'm a philistine, I know. I turned it down to a vaguely tolerable level, grabbed my reading material and waited for the film to begin.

The film started half an hour late, which I guess was due to light levels. Although still watchable the screen was a little washed-out for the first twenty minutes, but once the sky darkened it became much clearer. A few spots of rain threatened to turn into a downpour, but happily didn't.

Watching a film from the car is bloody great, frankly. You're not disturbed by people around you and you can have the volume as loud as you like. It's certainly as comfortable as your average cinema seating, too. I liked it a lot.

I was entertained by the similarities to standard cinemas. Plenty of people wandered around throughout, and numerous cars drove away at random points - the person next to me left after ten minutes. But the most striking similarity was when the film ended. Moulin Rouge has perhaps a minute of wrapping up between the climactic finale and the credits, and the Pumpkin People went insane. 'Pumpkin People' is my name for those who feel the need to jump up and flee the area as soon as credits begin rolling. You know the ones. Even when there's something interesting still happening on screen, the Pumpkin People need to get the hell away before the spell wears off and they turn back into their vegetable selves. People who go to the cinema to watch the film, rather than watch the film. The Pumpkin People at Moulin Rouge simply couldn't contain themselves. The little guy began singing his sad song, and the engines came on and suddenly everything was moving. By the time the credits actually hit the screen there were cars everywhere.

I didn't get this. Me, I was still engaged in wiping away tears and watching the beautifully designed credits. Not to mention moving the car seat back into a reasonable driving position, putting my shoes on, setting up music for the drive home...It took me a few minutes to get ready to leave, and by this time I was feeling under pressure to hurry. I can only imagine that everyone else was sitting at the wheel, itching to rush away as soon as they could.

That was what I thought then.

The thing is, towards the end of the film there were a couple of moments that didn't make sense. At one point Satine arrived in tears for no apparent reason, at another Christian declared he would visit the Moulin Rouge one last time, then went again the next day. I didn't remember these problems, but then I hadn't seen the film for a while. Then came a scene change that was incredibly jarring. I remember it really yanking me out of the film, because it didn't seem to make sense. Surely I'd have remembered this? It had come after an obvious reel change, too.

I just checked my copy of the DVD, and it seems that they showed the reels in the wrong order. If you've seen the film, you'll know it goes Roxanne: The Show Must Go On: Opening Night and Finale. Except they showed The Show Must Go On: Roxanne: Opening Night and Finale, which due to the timing of reel changes resulted in the Opening Night Indian dance being directly followed by the Roxanne sequence, which ended in the Duke's bedchamber and then directly cut back into Opening Night. It just made no sense. The wrong reel order explains why Satine was so upset over nothing - that scene was meant to come after the bedchamber scene - and why there were two Opening Nights / visits by Christian, as well as other odd bits of dialogue. I roughly knew the plot and was confused - anybody seeing it for the first time would have had no clue what was going on.

Really dumb mistake. It's entirely possible that everybody was leaving so quickly because they'd realised and were cross.

I can see the problems with drive-in cinemas: in summer the films have to be shown late because of the light, and other seasons would have problems with rain. But I think the ability to sit in splendid isolation more than makes up for this, and it'd be great if somebody found a way around the problems. A admittedly large canopy would do it, as long as the carbon monoxide could dissipate ok.

I arrived home at 0140 after an easy drive. Despite the major flaw, it was definitely worth the trip. It was part of the Megane Summer Movies festival, by the way, which carries on for the next few weeks.

30Jul/060

At the cinema

At the cinema

I'm at Arley Hall, just south of Manchester, for a drive-in cinema screening of Moulin Rouge. Thus far I have been directed the wrong way by lacksadaisical marshalls, and told off by the car next to me for parking too close, despite us all being guided in by said marshalls. Is funny. There are maybe 80 cars here atm. It's an odd atmosphere - everything's very subdued. Film starts at 2100. I have skittles :-)

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29Jul/060

Catwoman

I saw Catwoman last night. I like to watch films that popular opinion says are terrible, and it's rare that I don't find something to enjoy1. Ok, I didn't think it was all that great, but it was funny :-) Halle Berry sparkled throughout and delivered some truly awful lines remarkably well; I think the film could have really worked if the script had been, um, re-written.

For me the most bewildering part was the costume change. Her initial outing as Catwoman was in a perfectly reasonable, as costumes go, leather outfit - not quite so sadomasochistic as Tim Burton's version, but something that looked vaguely practical for fighting crime. Then, for no apparent reason, it morphed into this. It was like somebody realised that here was an excuse to show off Ms Berry's cleavage, and that became the primary aim. I didn't even find it particularly sexy, but that's obviously subjective.

Still, plot points ranging from the waiting-for-it-to-happen to the completely bizarre result in an interesting ride. Halle Berry's performance alone makes it worth a look, imho, and it's certainly good for a laugh :-)

  1. the only real exception to this being Battlefield Earth, in which I could find nothing redeeming whatsoever :-) []
29Jul/060

Cousin Itt

Despite having the vast reaches of the Internet at my disposal, I yesterday failed to find any pictures of Cousin It from The Addams Family. Turns out that's because his name is Cousin Itt.

Cousin Itt

You have to concede the coolness of Cousin Itt.

Whatever happened to BBC2 showing cool stuff at 1800 on weekdays? The Addams Family was always fun, at least when I was a kid, and there was ST:TNG, Buck Rogers, Buffy, the Gerry Anderson shows and sometimes old sci-fi films like The Time Machine or War of the Worlds1. All this was far more entertaining than the always-depressing news, too.

  1. I'm sure I remember seeing this in colour, weirdly []
28Jul/064

River Mist

I was walking across the recreation ground earlier this week and saw what looked like a very low-level cloud, hanging a few metres above the ground. It was a little dark for a decent photo from my phone's camera, but you can just about make it out:

River Mist

I'd never seen anything like it before. I'm told it's mist that's moved across from the river.

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28Jul/060

New Google Talk with file transfer / voicemail support

The new version of Google Talk supports file transfers and voicemail messages to both GT users and non-users (it sends the latter an email with the voicemail as an attachment). They're rolling it out slowly, but if you want to try it out now there's a direct link. The only available version is US English, so if you're anal bothered about seeing the word 'color' or whatever within the interface you may want to give it a miss.

File transfer is a feature I've needed in Google Talk from time-to-time, so this is a good addition imho. The only outstanding feature I'm bothered about is multiple-person chat windows; then it'll be a worthy MSN replacement. Via Digg.

28Jul/061

Odd traffic spike

My website hits went through the roof on Tuesday:

Odd Spike

I have no idea why this happened. Technorati isn't suggesting I was linked to by anybody with major traffic, all the hits were to the front page rather than any specific article, and I didn't actually post anything during the day. Given that hits on my feed went up by a similar percentage I'm guessing it was some kind of insane bot, although the disparity between unique and total visitors doesn't really tie up with that. Dunno.

27Jul/060

Faith Schools Overview

Just to make it easier for Googlers, and me :-)

#1 - Introduction
#2 - The main argument against
#3 - Why are they unsuitable for religious education?
#4 - Other problems
#5 - An alternative approach
#6 - Conclusion

27Jul/060

Faith Schools: Conclusion

Having examined the case for faith schools, I've come to the conclusion that they are very likely to be counter to individual rights, and very possibly harmful to both the individual and greater society:

  • The autonomy of the child is of primary importance. The Humanist Philosophers' Group sums it up with: "in a free and open society, beliefs about fundamental religious and value commitments should be adopted autonomously and voluntarily."
  • It is highly unlikely that faith schools would be capable of providing a balanced environment in which children of all faiths, or none, can make their own decisions based on full information.
  • Segregation of children based upon religious belief is extremely undesirable.
  • There are alternative methods of education, which should be acceptable to people both religious and non-religious, that protect the autonomy of the child and do not involve segregation of religious groups.

I have tried to read widely on the different viewpoints regarding faith schools, but admit that many of my arguments are pretty much directly those of the British Humanist Association and the National Secular Society. This is because I actually agree with them, and I have tried to question assumptions and to check sources. Obviously I have pre-existing biases - I'm a paid-up member of both organisations - but I have tried to understand all the viewpoints. In fact, when I first read the BHA's proposals for an alternative education system I was quite taken aback, and it took me a while to understand why it was reasonable.

The BHA website, and their A Better Way Forward in particular, has far more detailed analysis of other issues and objections, including the 'rights of the community', the selection bias of current Church schools, the current state of religious education policy and the role of the state in religious activity. I also recommend the Education Bill itself and the unfortunately not-available-online Humanist Philosopher's Group pamphlet on religious schools in general.

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27Jul/062

Faith Schools: An Alternative Approach

The British Humanist Association has put forward an alternative to the Government's current policy on trust schools. I'm not claiming that it is perfect, and I've heard objections to a couple of points that I think are worthy of discussion, but overall I think it makes a great deal of sense. It's certainly a practical and implement-able response that I feel deal with most of the inherent problems of segregated faith schools.

The basic premise is that all state schools should be 'community schools', with religious beliefs catered for on an optional basis. The National Curriculum would provide religious education of a greater standard than is currently available - the current system is unfairly biased in favour of six major religions and declines to mention non-religious ideas such as atheism or humanism - and optional, extra-curricular religious instruction would be available for those that want it. Religious instruction is here defined as the teaching of religious beliefs as true, with the intention that children come to believe them as true. Religious beliefs are catered for whenever and wherever possible.

Full details and discussion of each point are available in the full document. The main recommendations are:

  • Inclusive school assemblies suitable for all, thus ending the need for any child to be withdrawn or feel excluded from ‘collective worship’, plus time and designated places for optional worship, prayers, or reflection.
  • Reformed religious education with impartial, fair and balanced teaching about all major worldviews, including non-religious ones, to give all children an understanding of the range of beliefs found in a pluralist society. Provision for additional optional faith-based classes on school premises.
  • More public holidays, recognising a wider range of religious festivals, in workplaces as well as schools. Public examinations should be timetabled to avoid religious holidays.
  • More respect for and flexibility on other cultural and religious requirements, for example in matters such as uniform, food, and Sex and Relationships Education.
  • Better training for teachers on dealing with diversity.
  • Better complaints procedures to deal with unfair discrimination.
  • Better sharing of good practice.
  • The involvement of local people in consultations about accommodations.
  • Reform of the law, where needed, and improved guidance for schools.
  • The phasing out of religious schools, unless they too can be persuaded to become inclusive and accommodating institutions.

When I read over the proposals I had concerns over some of the single-sex education suggestions, but my loudest objection was to the allowing of religious dress such as hijabs. The document makes no statement as to the far more restrictive, and arguably unsafe, jilbab, or the frankly repulsive burqa. It is difficult to see how a place of education could permit what amounts to misogyny. However, I can see that accommodations must be made in order to satisfy (at least the vast majority of) different faiths, and keeping schools a place for free and open discussion of religion is of paramount importance. A well-crafted religious education framework should allow no reason for pupils to be excluded, and I consider it of great importance that women in Muslim communities are at least exposed to the viewpoint that they are being treated badly. I can see how this policy is reasonable, given the world we live in, even if it does stick in the throat.

I worry about the definition of faith, and how it is decided which demands should be met. Scientology has very, very few adherents in the UK, but there will undoubtedly be parents who would wish for such beliefs to be taught in religious education classes. What of Christian Science, which rejects the germ theory of disease? What if I declare my children wongaBlogists, and they can only eat if there's a monkey in the same room? I suppose this is a problem for another level of government, but I wouldn't like to be on that committee.

There will undoubtedly be some religious demands that are unacceptable in a common environment. I imagine there are also those which directly conflict. The BHA admit this in their conclusion:

There will always remain a few minority groups whose requirements cannot be satisfied within the mainstream without detriment to the educational entitlements of the majority. Schools cannot be required to give up IT or dance or to accommodate ‘creationist science’. Objections to some aspects of the National Curriculum may have to continue to be satisfied through case by case negotiation and withdrawal from classes. This is not ideal for the pupil, but more accommodating schools would make it far less frequently necessary.

There is, I admit, a part of me that says this whole thing is ridiculous, and that education should be kept completely secular and be done with it. I don't really see how the impartial teaching of opposing views of religious faith is different from teaching impartially about UFOs or ghosts. But, I guess that's exactly the point, and balancing what I see as obviously true with as-strongly-held alternative viewpoints is the problem the BHA (and, to be fair, the government) are trying to solve. I recognise that rational people do disagree, and the BHA's solution is practical and reasonable in today's world. The proposals are by no means perfect, and are still vulnerable to parental manipulation of children, but I think that they make far more sense than current education policy. This is a solution that should satisfy all reasonable people of religious or non-religious beliefs, and I'd be interested to hear objections to it. The final post is a quick conclusion.

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