A secret faux pas

June 26th, 2006 - 14:45 | 1 comment

In Tesco this morning, a passing woman gave me a sly sideways glance and said ‘I saw that’. I don’t know what I did. As far as I remember, I was deciding between brands of chicken pie. Maybe I committed some major faux pas of which I’m not even aware. Like ‘thou must not dally in front of freezers on a Monday’ or something. Or maybe it’s a secret one, created purely to confuse young men. That’ll be it.

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One Response to “A secret faux pas”

1 Tryyo Jun 26th, 2006 at 4:09 pm

Clearly you should have turned around and said “oh, really, should i put my trouser snake back in its cave then?” - then see if she glances down, and if so say “i saw that”.

Taken from the bestseller “Tryyo Urluck’s Dating for Dummies - How to remain undesireable to women”.

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