Be very careful when typing ‘I can blow air though my tear ducts’. One typo on ‘tear’ and the whole sentence becomes far more impressive, but somewhat creepy.
I have a job interview this morning. I haven’t had a job interview since I was 17. It’s for the library assistant post I mentioned a while ago, and there are apparently going to be three people in the room. Three. Will it be like Pop Idol? I hope they don’t try to make me cry.
I can, incidentally, blow air through my tear ducts1. People hate it, but it’s funny.
- another typo just turned ducts into ducks, but that makes no sense [↩]