A while back I drove past a BBC drama shoot, and here’s what I said at the time:

I saw a very cold looking actress standing outside the house

The programme in question, Mayo, was broadcast this evening. The scene began, and the only actress on screen was dressed up warmly. I couldn’t figure it out, until the camera panned over to a short-skirted, bikini wearing…mannequin. It was being used in a crime scene reconstruction.

Look, it was night, and I was trying to drive, ok?