Best news item of the week:
A Bishop has used his Easter address to criticise comparisons between a mystical “ordering system” used by TV host Noel Edmonds and Christian prayer.
The Deal or No Deal presenter is said to put his TV comeback down to being granted wishes by “cosmic ordering”.
Wait for it.
But the Right Reverend Carl Cooper said people placing “an order with the cosmos” to be delivered was “nonsense”.
What more can I add?