Victory

April 12th, 2006 - 15:58 | 3 comments

Me: I have won.
Laptop: What is this? I am running smoothly and without issue? I bow to your greatness.
Me: Don’t say that. It’s not even true. It only took half an hour once I had access to IDE connectors. I’ll be putting this conversation on the website, and that kind of statement would just be tempting fate.
Laptop: Oh glorious master, I…
Me: Shut up.
Laptop: As you wish. By the way, did you dream of somebody wanting you to repair their dead horse?
Me: Yes I did. How could you know that?
Laptop: I am the devil.

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3 Responses to “Victory”

1 Paul Burgin Apr 12th, 2006 at 7:42 pm

Scary. But glad you won
2 Andrew Apr 13th, 2006 at 9:40 am

Just to point out I did actually have that dream, I wasn’t being horribly macabre
3 Paul Burgin Apr 13th, 2006 at 11:24 am

Probably better than that nightmare I had a few days ago about having to perform an impromptu exorcism after find some dead bodies in a trunk!
I blame watching “Keeping Mum”, wich I hasten to add is an enjoyable black comedy

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