Victory

Me: I have won.
Laptop: What is this? I am running smoothly and without issue? I bow to your greatness.
Me: Don’t say that. It’s not even true. It only took half an hour once I had access to IDE connectors. I’ll be putting this conversation on the website, and that kind of statement would just be tempting fate.
Laptop: Oh glorious master, I…
Me: Shut up.
Laptop: As you wish. By the way, did you dream of somebody wanting you to repair their dead horse?
Me: Yes I did. How could you know that?
Laptop: I am the devil.