Double standards to live up to

While standing at a newsagent’s counter yesterday I spotted this:

Cosmopolitan Cover

Sorry for the small copy – I couldn’t snap a photo at the time, and this is the largest image available online. On the right hand side is the headline:

WARNING!
The sexual-health parasites who prey on your fears

and then, directly underneath:

HOW NORMAL ARE YOUR BREASTS?
Find out how yours measure up in Cosmo’s great boob comparathon

All right, so ‘normality’ isn’t the same as ‘sexual health’. But it’s the same kind of thing. I can’t believe nobody spotted the irony.