Ah, Florence

If a hat is put onto Samuel,
he’ll scream and dance with delight;
But give the same hat to Florence
and she’ll kneecap you with a brick.

I don’t know. I’ve been giggling over this rather horrific yet strangely endearing little book. The spelling, grammar and poetry are all awful. Yet it works.

I’m once again off to London for the weekend. Have a fun time while I’m away, and don’t set fire to anything.