I have a hyacinth sitting on top of the tv, and I can hear it growing. The buds are pulling free of their, um, green protective shoot things, and the creaks are audible as they do so. Cool!
This plant comes with a small instruction tab, which reads ‘keep top layer of soil damp’. That is the best direction I’ve ever heard, plant-wise. I can do that! ‘Water regularly’ and ‘do not overwater’ have always been completely useless 🙂