Changing the tone

Right – I think that’s enough religious debate for the time being. My brain’s spinning and I think I need a break 🙂 This calls for an overload of cute. D’awww.

Some old jokes that I’d forgotten, but are still funny:

My doctor tells me I suffer from extreme hypochondria. He prescribed a strong placebo, but I don’t think it’s working.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish

Why did the blonde go to church?[Stretch arms out to sides] She heard there was a guy in there hung like this.

…and…

Why is anal sex better than oral sex?

Oral sex makes your day, but anal sex makes your whole week.