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31Jan/060

Must…fight…sleep…must…keep…blogging

Still trying to keep track of every penny I spend, and over the last week I've had to mark £8 down to 'unknown'. What could I have done with £8 in cash in the last 10 days? I hardly went out...I'll probably realise in the middle of the night.

I was waiting until the house-sitting was over to start looking for a part-time job, and I guess I can't put that off any more...Damn! :-)

I see that the religious hatred bill is running into trouble. Good good, there's not much that can unite atheists and theists, but this certainly has.

Speaking of bills, the smoking vote must be quite soon, now. A full public-places ban would be excellent, imho, especially as I go dancing at a private club in which people frequently smoke.

31Jan/067

Alternative Medicine: Faith-healing

The second of three BBC2 documentaries on alternative medicines was shown this evening. Last week's covered acupuncture, and I thought it had good and bad points. After describing the theories of acupuncturists, Professor Kathy Sykes1 conducted a controlled experiment into the pain-relieving benefits of acupuncture, and found positive results. I was impressed with the methodology and the scientific attitude, but at the time I thought the show wasn't long enough to adequately explore the topic. Acupuncture claims to be able to heal pretty much everything, after all. The logical extension would, it turns out, have overlapped with this week's show.

The acupuncture episode ended up with an actual effect, but this time the topic was faith healing. This included mass religious healings (in Norwich!) as well as 'spiritual healers' on the NHS. The first 10-15 minutes showed interviews with people who claimed to have been healed, as well as doctors who have seen beneficial effects. Prof. Sykes began to investigate the methods and theories behind the practice, but ran into something of a brick wall. The only explanations that could be given were of a mystical energy which were manipulated via unknown methods. She said that there is currently nothing in science to suggest this is true, but then headed to Arizona and a government-funded study which claims to have detected these energies. This was most entertaining.

She's a physics professor, and her reaction to the gobbledygook she found was great to watch. She was told to place her finger onto a GDV camera (which I can't find any references to outside of pseudoscientific energy fields) and details of the magnetic, electrical and 'scatter gas' emissions from her finger were then shown and it was judged that these consisted of the aforementioned 'energies'. Prof. Sykes was somewhat incredulous at this, but then she was shown a software program which mapped her 'aura portion'. This, she discovered, was built in conjunction with faith-healers who can see the aura visibly. Outside of the laboratory, she admitted that this had actually angered her, and with good reason. You can't claim to be scientific if you assume the effect under investigation exists.

Having established that there was nothing to the theories, Prof. Sykes then began explaining what could be causing the beneficial effects, and this was by far the most interesting part of the show. I knew something about the placebo effect, but not the power it's been shown to have in experiments. I knew that students will get drunk on water if told it's alcoholic, and there was a similar experiment shown involving caffeine. Further to that were studies demonstrating that surgical procedures in which nothing is performed (for example: the chest is opened, the motions are acted out, but that's all) have the same effect as actual operations. Even more than that, sufferers of Parkinson's disease were shown to experience actual physiological changes due to placebo alone, and it was suggested that this could be key to the whole process. Parkinson's is related to a lack of dopamine, and this was released under placebo tablets and relieved symptoms. Dopamine, however, is released in humans and animals during periods of expectation, so it's suggested that dopamine could, via methods currently unknown, be triggering other parts of the brain to react when placebo appears to help with other types of disease. This last theory hasn't been shown to be true, however.

It turns out that the placebo effect has some fascinating depth: four placebo tablets will have more effect than two; some colours work better than others (no details, sadly); the ritual surrounding the placebo - the perceived complexity of the procedure, I'd guess - has a large effect. Most important, however, is the attitude of the practitioner. It seems that somebody who appears confident and assures you that their treatment will help will in themselves contribute significantly to the effect2

The whole benefit of faith-healing was put down to placebo, as you'd expect, but the show raises fascinating questions. To what extent can the placebo effect help? Is suffering to an extent illusory? Could the placebo effect make somebody feel better, if they are in fact still degrading? Also interesting, but not ethically-testable, is the negative placebo effect - could people get ill simply by being told that they will?

You have to wonder, mind, if there's a case for not making this information widely known. If you want to harness it in medicine, surely the best technique is to implement it without telling people? Of course, maybe that's already happening...It's the only morally-justifiable conspiracy I've ever heard :-)

Next week's show confronts my favourite of all the alternative medicines: homeopathy. The craziness is actually quite inspired - I don't think I could come up with anything as contrary to reality if you asked me! Although the final result is a given, it'll be interesting to see the approach the show takes.

  1. recognisable from BBC4's Mind Games, which I didn't realise for aaaaages []
  2. I knew somebody who suffered from glandular fever at secondary school, and afterwards began to exhibit the signs of M.E, which is apparently quite common. She put her recovery entirely down to a new doctor who assured her that he was going to 'get her better' - she vividly remembered the conversation. Not scientific, but interesting []
31Jan/060

Back to normality

Just arrived back in Stratford. Immediate thoughts:

  1. My fridge is now known as 'resurrection city'. The sausages were dead when I left, but now they're covered in new life!1
  2. I'd forgotten how nice it is to have a large monitor
  3. My 'natural' keyboard doesn't feel very natural after ten days on a standard one
  4. Nothing on earth will make me sniff the milk
  5. Lots of letters! Most of them for the previous occupant. Hmph.
  6. It's very late, and I have a guitar lesson first thing. Crap.
  1. I expected to be back in the week, you see, but it just didn't happen []
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29Jan/065

The IT Crowd

I watched Channel 4's The IT Crowd yesterday. It's from Graham Linehan, the writer of Black Books and Father Ted, and I thought it was pretty funny. Interestingly, they've released it online before showing it on TV.

Man 1: Did you and this girl, you know, hit it off?
Man 2: [grins]...Well, define 'hit it off'
Man 1: Did she carry on talking to you once you'd fixed her computer?
Man 2: ...No.

It's a sitcom set in the IT department of a large firm, and I was impressed with the approach. The computer geeks were human and the idea was to laugh along with them than actually at them. It's like Galaxy Quest was to Star Trek - making fun, but gently and without malice.

A surprise was the appearance of Christopher Morris as the company boss. As far as I know he hasn't been seen on television since the fracas a few years ago. He made a spoof documentary satirising the hysterical reactions of the public and media to any mention of paedophilia, and was met with a hysterical media and public. He proved his point completely, but it didn't do much for his career. It's good to see him returning to comedy.

29Jan/069

Strong Democrat

Via Bloggers4Labour. I know these things don't really mean much, but this quiz had some particulatly interesting questions. Some of them I hadn't really considered before taking the test, to be honest, and some I didn't really understand1. If you take the test, don't be put off by the first six questions. I think they're the trickiest of the lot.

You are a

Social Liberal
(81% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(26% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Strong Democrat



Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

  1. Social justice should be the foundation of any economic system, for example. I can understand it, but I'm sure there's plenty of depth that I'm missing. []
28Jan/062

Astronomy / Astrology

BBC1 just now: "This is an amateur astrologer's telescope".

No. No it's not. It's not and it's not and it's not. It's not. I'm extremely skeptical that astrologers have ever used telescopes.

Astrology = system of divination that uses the position of the planets, moon and sun in the twelve Zodiac positions at the moment of one's birth to gain knowledge of the future; bullshit
Astronomy = the study of celestial bodies and the universe as a whole; wonderful

'course, I can see how people mix up the words, which is probably what happened. There must be a clever way of remembering, like stationery / stationary's 'e for envelopes'.

Hmmm. All I can come up with is:

Astrology has 'log' in it. Logs are brown, and so is shit.

Well, it works for remembering which colour a plug's live wire is...You think that'd make it into textbooks?

Update:

Other suggestions:

L for Lies (by Ed)
L for Libra

28Jan/060

The Amazing Meeting 4

The Amazing Meeting 4 is taking place currently in Las Vegas. It's a conference for skeptics, atheists, freethinkers, Brights, etc. and looks like it's a lot of fun1. I did briefly entertain the notion of going, back in August, but that lasted maybe thirty seconds before I realised how much it would cost I'm very envious of those who are there, though. Guest speakers include James Randi, Daniel Dennett, Michael Shermer, Penn Jillette, Phil Plait, Christopher Hitchens...I'm so jealous! Searching on Technorati shows that there aren't many people blogging. Jody Wheeler is working hard to blog everything, and Bad Astronomy has promised to update throughout the weekend.

Randi.org is hinting at a UK Amazing Meeting, which would be fantastic. Otherwise, once I've made my millions (hopefully within a couple of months) I'll be there.

  1. this sentence added later, after I realised I'd forgotten to mention what TAM is - a muppetry on my part []
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28Jan/060

Warning Signs

I never used to feel sorry for Scully, but now I do. The poor woman would attempt to explain events rationally, would be wrong every single time, yet never ended up with any tangible evidence to prove anything conclusively. It must have been so very, very frustrating. When watching The X-Files, I thought this was apt - scientists are way too closed minded, I thought. I changed my mind, and with the rise of the Internet the belief in UFOs and aliens faded away. The paranormal, though, is still strangely popular. A surprisingly large number of people claim to believe in ghosts and haunted houses. With this in mind, here's what happened to me earlier today:

  • At around midday, I was sitting on a sofa in the lounge when my peripheral vision caught a movement through a window that looks over a small passage down the side of the house.
  • Later, at around 1430, I was standing in the kitchen when there was a loud and distinct cough from behind me. I snapped around, but saw nothing that could explain it. The kitchen is directly adjacent to the passage.
  • Now, whenever I go into the kitchen, I feel nervous and uneasy.

Conclusion: there's a ghost - the house is haunted.

When I was younger that would have actually been my conclusion. Well, not for certain, but it would likely have been foremost option in my mind. Now, happily, I look at things differently. Because, when I thought about it, the above isn't what really happened.

I did see a movement across a window, but when I looked into the passage I saw a hanging basket, from which long plants dangle. One of these plants was blowing in the wind, and would occasionally pass in front of the window. Whether an extra-strong gust blew it further I don't know, but I do know that peripheral vision is excellent at detecting movement for evolutionary reasons. There's very little detail from that part of vision, but movement is easy to make out, as detecting the presence of an attacker would undoubtedly have been a useful trait. It makes sense that large movements would immediately make me think of a person or other sentient being, as there's every advantage and very little disadvantage, over millions of years of evolution, in making that assumption.

When I said I was 'standing in the kitchen', I wasn't lying. But there was more to it. I was humming a tune to myself; I'm in a creaky old house, the sounds of which I'm not used to; there's a railway maybe a kilometre away, and the horns are audible sometimes; I'd just tidied up from lunch, so objects had been placed into cupboards and the fridge, perhaps not in a very secure manner; there's a cat who wanders around (although as far as I know she was curled up on the sofa at the time); I did some washing this morning, so the washing machine could well still be active; I still have a bit of a cold so (sorry to be gross) it's possible I was sniffing with all the associated noises, since nobody else was around; there are numerous pheasants wandering about the garden - I've no idea what kind of noise they make; the road next to the house is regularly used by tractors and other large vehicles; and, possibly most tellingly: the cough came at the exact moment the lid of the bin closed. Each of these things (or a combination, more likely) could possibly produce the sound I heard.

It's not surprising I feel nervous, either. Much as my rational mind may be describing what actually happened, the unconscious mind will act according to the way it's been programmed by evolution. It doesn't understand washing machines or cats or trains. All it knows is that unexplained movements and noises = danger. On the plains of Africa that would indicate a predator, or at least an unknown intruder, so it makes sense that my brain would want me to be more alert than normal. It's an hour later and I can tell that I'm more antsy than I was this morning. It wouldn't surprise me if I notice more unexplained movements or strange events as the day continues.

So, sure, it could have been a ghost, but there's really no reason to think so. I can entirely see how the above could be used as 'evidence', however, to anybody approaching the subject with an initial bias towards the paranormal. I had to actively sit down and think of all the other explanations for the noise, but I'm sure that if I looked at them again I could come up with seemingly logical arguments for why they might not have been the cause.

It's fun to have something happen first-hand, though. I like to think Scully would be proud.

28Jan/060

Assisted Service

I pulled in to a petrol station on Thursday, and as I opened the car door a woman appeared next to the car and stared at me. At first I thought that I'd done something stupid, but after a second realised she was there to operate the pump1. I don't think I've ever been to an assisted-service station before, even in the US. Then I didn't know what to do, though - are you meant to leave a tip or something? Or is the petrol more expensive in the first place?

  1. there is no way to say this that doesn't sound euphemistic []
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28Jan/062

Debugging

From Canada's The Star, via Pharyngula:

There is a third possibility that comes to mind. ID could stand for Incomplete Design. What if the Designer is just beta-testing us to identify the bugs before rolling out Homo sapiens 2.0? Sure, we have lives that are nasty, brutish and short, but the designer doesn't really care and we have to muddle through so He can come up with something better for the next roll-out. And we're powerless to complain, because the Designer has a monopoly. I call this the "God as Microsoft" option.

Unfortunately, all the other deities are already being snarky about Life 2.0.