I was out at a christmas party last night. Towards the end of the evening I was passed a note by somebody who shall remain nameless¹:

I can see her wishing me this on palm sunday, but christmas? Or maybe she just wanted to subtly call me a wanker I should frame it!

Later, as we were leaving, I decided it would be a good idea to draw pictures in the condensation on Ben’s car window. On seeing this, he did the same to mine.

Now, this is me. You would expect nothing more than some pictures of fish, a monkey that looks like a cat, and perhaps ‘doggingmobile’ written on the back window. Ben, though, is high class. Ben is a physics graduate at Oxford. Surely our scribblings would be dissimilar? No:

At midnight, this was very funny indeed. I’m 22, he’s 23. Do you think we should have grown up by now? After giggling over this for a while, we moved onto a nearby vehicle².

1. it was Lynsey [↩]
2. Nod’s [↩]