Andrew Needs…

From Antonia and Jo, avoiding the first few results taken by another Andrew

Andrew needs…

  • …all the prayers he can get – if there is a god and he’s vindictive, this is entirely true
  • …to apply wood preservative to one side of his garden fence – I’ll do exactly what it says in the search
  • …strong parents who will remain steadfastly committed to him – happily, that’s not an issue
  • …to increase his English vocabulary through direct instruction and independent reading – none taken
  • …two a week – hard to disagree
  • …to be hogtied – this is the worst punishment I’ve ever heard
  • …to know how long it takes to extract DSTs from HPSS and how much cpu time to re-reconstruct – this has certainly been keeping me up at night