“Boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution in hand”

So I’m probably the last person on the internets to find bash.org. It’s a repository of quotes from chatrooms, many of which are entirely filthy and non-pc, and I keep cracking up.

[andrewb] I’ve played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I’m already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH

[UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
[UKDJ|Planet] I’ve just heard a duck tell a joke
[Jock] o…k
[UKDJ|Planet] there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
[UKDJ|Planet] one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
[UKDJ|Planet] then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
[UKDJ|Planet] it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

[gazzy] fucken dammit u know it’s a bad sign when you wake up and “I R 1337” is written on ur penis :/

I should really go to sleep soon.